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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby B_M_L on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:40 am

If this is the same Steve Albini that is the stylist for Britany Spears then he really needs do some HONEST soul searching... That latest look she's got going is just plain wack.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby emmanuelle cunt on Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:25 am

And what about that ridiculous watch, isn't it a nod to bling-bling hip-hop culture? What a fake.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby The Flying Ninja on Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:52 am

He touched my willy once.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby Maurice on Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:28 am

emmanuelle cunt wrote:And what about that ridiculous watch, isn't it a nod to bling-bling hip-hop culture? What a fake.

In my pre-caffeinated state, I read that as "doesn't he have a bling-blang hoppity cure?"
Anyway, punk rock legend, yet I've seen him be nice to people and make a great ceviche. What's up with that?
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby Rog on Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:40 am

According to Wikipedia, his wolf shirts were all made in Pakistan.
From real wolves.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby fantasmatical thorr on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:59 am

That ain't poker, that's fucking rummy.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby J. Burns on Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:34 am

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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby buzzsaw on Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:43 am

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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby Gary on Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:58 pm

Can't believe Steve is a hypocrite. Not coming to this forum anymore :( Booo
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby milkmeat on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:42 pm

Rog wrote:According to Wikipedia, his wolf shirts were all made in Pakistan.
From real wolves.


Well if he's so pro-wolf, why didn't he work with one to engineer all those records instead of a cat? It reminds me of when a man say his favorite quality in a woman is a big behind, but then dates one with a sense of humor and good personality.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby Colonel Panic on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:48 pm

I heard stories that the coffee isn't even really all that "fluffy" either. What a fraud!
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby numberthirty on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:52 pm

I heard his Harmonic Percolater is actually the Barge Concepts guts in an old Harmonic Percolator housing.

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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby goatlord on Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:56 am

I brought some kerosene to his house and he didn't even know what to do with it.

Man, I wanted to invite him to Jordan, Minessota to have some fun, but after that... what a poser.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:21 am

I hear tell he only understands the power of dependent trucking, and actually has a white ass!
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby BusBus on Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:31 am

I hear he demos his riffs on a DigiTech GNX3 Guitar Multi Effects Pedal and Multitrack Recorder.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby circle_ruler on Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:33 am

he has no intention of moving to the Antipodes, can already swim, and is a kept woman. what a fucking fraud.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby Dudley on Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:41 am

You Americans and your crazy love of the double-barreled surnames! You do realise that for all the plus-points a hyphenated name gets you, polite European society is going to immediately spot that "Albini-Hypocrite" is completely made up?

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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby Pasta on Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:00 am

Does this mean he never started Nautilus?
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypocrite?

Postby unsaved on Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:33 pm

He's actually very warm and punchy in person.
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Re: Steve Albini-Hypnotist?

Postby Maurice on Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:35 pm

Have we worked out whether Steve's a hypnotist or not?
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