Off-times when I meet retired people, I put my foot in their mouth and say "welcome to venice, this will be your last meal!!!"
totally not crap.
My pretty pony! Why, Zorak, why? You could have had any woman you wanted! But you chose the woman I love almost as much as I love myself! You ruined my life, you ruined her life, and now, I'm going to ruin your life!!!
One of the best. Stayed up all hours to catch it when I could when staying at my dad's, since my mom didn't have cable until it was over and went into reruns. Occasionally I remember the episode featuring Bjork, as it was quite hilarious.