Person in coma: Seth Putnam

[horsewhip]

Seth Putnam from the band Anal Cunt is in a coma. Pesumably either from an OD or getting the ever-loving shit beaten out of him. Normally this would be sad, but I have the feeling Seth would be disapointed if people weren't talking shit about him.

The best part is that Anal Cunt had a song called "You're In A Coma." Choice couplet: "You're gay and you're in a coma/you're a fruit and a vegetable."

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It's funny for sure, but I want him to get better, so I guess I can't vote. I thought A.C. were entertaining.

Wow, nice way for me to blow post #500...

[hip priest]

I never want anyone to die, but this has made me reconsider the whole karma thing...

[robert thefamilyghost]

It's funny for sure, but I want him to get better, so I guess I can't vote. I thought A.C. were entertaining.

my thoughts as well...though i still voted...uh, the first option, whatever those words were...the funny one...

[patrick md]

From what I understand from other people, he's kind of a crazy guy...uhhh...to say the least. I was talking with friend who said that even if he pulls through this coma he's going to be right back out there getting into fights and doing crazy drugs.

[horsewhip]

This is my new favorite Anal Cunt song. It's called "I Ate Your Horse."

"Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse
you loved it, and took better care for it than yourself.
You command it, cleaned it, and fed it apples every day.
I was broke, drunk, and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it.

I ate your horse
I ate your horse
I ate your horse
I ate your horse

When you came back to the stable the next morning
You found a pile of hair, teeth, and hooves.
I hid around back to listen to you cry.
Then I beat an old lady to death with the leg bone."