Avian Shithead: The Pelican

[iembalm]

Pelican attack. This is one of the many instances where a katana would come in handy.

[emmanuelle cunt]

Marsup', if you ever start a religion, I will gladly join the cult.

[ssakmule]

Marsup', if you ever start a religion, I will gladly join the cult.

Your religious hymns would be exclusively composed by Cocorosie. Below is an appropriately titled composition with lyrics. Directly borrowed from the Lance Armstrong of all threads.

Version of Hairnet Paradise that was supposed to be on the 'God has a voice' 7 inch but wasn't for whatever reason:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEJh1m5UNpk&feature=related

[johnnyshape]

[DasWiso]

Pelicans are quite alright by me. In fact i think they are fantastic! I love watching these big bastards from afar, flying, diving, eating, floating, sitting - whatever, i love watching these big bastards. Salut Pelican's - you're alright by me.

[SecondEdition]

Really, dogpiling on a drummer like this is just mean.

i laughed



but really that drummer is a bit shit

It was an opportunity and I took it. People do crap all over that guy though, and it seems more than a bit mean-spirited. (I've never heard Pelican, though, so I can't say whether or not he's bad or good. Just judging from what I've heard.)

[Marsupialized]

Pelicans are quite alright by me. In fact i think they are fantastic! I love watching these big bastards from afar, flying, diving, eating, floating, sitting - whatever, i love watching these big bastards. Salut Pelican's - you're alright by me.

Well, why don't you invite one to live in your house with you if they are so wonderful?
Have him sit next to you on the couch while you watch televsion. Toss him potato chips and laugh. Have him sleep next to you at night. Make a little sleeping cap with moons and stars sewed onto it for him. Ask him to join you in the shower. Teach him to poop in the toilet. Walk him to the dog park on a leash and tell the other housewives how lovely he is to have around and how you can't imagine life without your glorious god damn pelican sex buddy.
How about running up and giving one a big hug and a dozen kisses on the top of his ugly fucking rotten distorted knobby parasite ridden pelican head?

No, I doubt you'll be doing any of that.

You know why? Because pelicans are fucking disgusting mistakes of nature that's why. You know it as well as I do. Mean little flying aquatic wobbly ass hobgoblins. Like E.T. if E.T. was severely physically, mentally and sexually abused as an adolescent. That's what a pelican reminds me of. You think they are 'fantastic'

Give me a fucking break with that shit. Blow your smoke up someone else's chute. Save it for the greenpeace picnic this summer. We are talking reality in this thread, not your fantasy world where pelicans make your bed for you in the morning and tuck you in at night.
A pelican would just as soon cut your fucking throat as it would look at you. Don't mean shit to a pelican to take a man out. A pelican has a heart about the size of a pea and it has the feel and consistancy of beef jerky. Rough and leathery with no give. None at all.

You go ahead and buddy up to one, see what happens.

[ssakmule]

Hey, Marsupial! leave those pelicans alone!

A Fat Pelican

[scntfc]

i watched a pelican get stalked and subsequently ripped asunder by a coyote once. although i was rooting for the coyote, i still say not crap.

what some may see as wanton and indiscriminate bloodlust is in actuality just the simple desire to humiliate all other animals on this planet. cheers, pelican...you drown your shame at looking so ridiculous by putting other animals' heads inside your own ridiculous looking face. owned, indeed.

[The MayorofRockNRoll]

I guess some of them aren't all bad. They at least have some use...



Granted, almost every other cartoon pelican has a mouth like a toilet bowl- I mean literally.

[ergo space pig]

Spirit of the Beehive II: Corpse of the Pelican

Man, I just saw that (Spirit of the Beehive, not its imaginary pelican sequel). Such a great movie.

Pelicans are OK by me. Even if they are dicks, they're funny looking enough to deserve a NC.

[jimmy spako]

thanks, 'supe.

you've given me many laughs & a name for the new band with this thread.

& no it's not avian shithead, although that would be pretty goddamn funny too.


NOT CRAP!

[skatingbasser]

Thread Delivers.

[DasWiso]

Thread Delivers.

Delivers awesome pictures of the great bird known as a Pelican. Fucking stupid animals should keep their heads away from a bird with a big food eating beak. Awesome birds. Now i will give you the Ostrich, Marsupialized. Fuck the Ostrich.

[japmn]

I'd rather fight 50 geese than 10 pelicans. I'm winning either way.

[enframed]

pelicans rule. watching them is fascinating.

parents, don't let your children approach birds that exemplify the fact that birds descended from dinosaurs.

[Marsupialized]

Thread Delivers.

Delivers awesome pictures of the great bird known as a Pelican. Fucking stupid animals should keep their heads away from a bird with a big food eating beak. Awesome birds. Now i will give you the Ostrich, Marsupialized. Fuck the Ostrich.

a pelican is an 'awesome bird' the same way a Ford Pinto is an 'awesome car'

Japanese Sea Eagle, awesome bird.



Birds of paradise, awesome birds





[img]

Peacock, awesome bird



Pelican?
Looks like something the Peacock would wipe his ass with



I look at that nasty bird and all I can think of is flushing it down the toilet

[ssakmule]

A pelican is a responsible & mature duck.

stupid dazed duck



Post - evolution & attainment of greater understanding & intelligence -> beautiful bird below

A glorious pelican effortlessly applying the laws of physics & positions of yoga to perfection. Notice the pre-dive potty mouth tuck-in.


Your peacock looks like a meal ready to be eaten & your japanese eagle looks totally confused on ice. Those other birds have their RGB permutations mixed up.

[Marsupialized]

A glorious pelican effortlessly applying the laws of physics & positions of yoga to perfection. Notice the pre-dive potty mouth tuck-in.

What you don't see is that someone snapped it's neck and punted it off a fishing boat into the sea. Plop!
I hear sharks won't even eat the fucking things. Dolphins drag their carcasses to the bottom and bury them just to get the stink out of their living space.

[stewie]

Avian shitheads is right.