Act: Taking off pants/trousers once you're home

[Isabelle Gall]

(Hurt Me! Hurt Me!) But The Pants Stay On

[lemur68]

I suppose I should not be surprised at the large amount of slovenly, disgusting men who feel the need to shed their dignity at the door as soon as they come home from their horrid jobs. Single men, I suppose, and most will remain so. That is, unless they find a suitably disgusting mate who sheds her dress,skirt or pants or his pants in the same manner.

The next logical step would be to poo as soon as you remove your pants. Right there, just let it drop on the floor. It's your world! Your lazy-ass slob world. Why not take it all off?
Naked, pooping and peeing and then perhaps rolling in the puddles and piles of poo and pee. And here comes the pizza man.. you greet him at the door, covered in feces, naked and why not with an erection? What a wonderful relaxing after-work ritual!

[Mark Hansen]

I suppose I should not be surprised at the large amount of slovenly, disgusting men who feel the need to shed their dignity at the door as soon as they come home from their horrid jobs. Single men, I suppose, and most will remain so. That is, unless they find a suitably disgusting mate who sheds her dress,skirt or pants or his pants in the same manner.

The next logical step would be to poo as soon as you remove your pants. Right there, just let it drop on the floor. It's your world! Your lazy-ass slob world. Why not take it all off?
Naked, pooping and peeing and then perhaps rolling in the puddles and piles of poo and pee. And here comes the pizza man.. you greet him at the door, covered in feces, naked and why not with an erection? What a wonderful relaxing after-work ritual!

Too bad G.G. never had a part in a zombie movie before he died.

[Boombats]

I suppose I should not be surprised at the large amount of slovenly, disgusting men who feel the need to shed their dignity at the door as soon as they come home from their horrid jobs. Single men, I suppose, and most will remain so. That is, unless they find a suitably disgusting mate who sheds her dress,skirt or pants or his pants in the same manner.

The next logical step would be to poo as soon as you remove your pants. Right there, just let it drop on the floor. It's your world! Your lazy-ass slob world. Why not take it all off?
Naked, pooping and peeing and then perhaps rolling in the puddles and piles of poo and pee. And here comes the pizza man.. you greet him at the door, covered in feces, naked and why not with an erection? What a wonderful relaxing after-work ritual!

Too bad G.G. never had a part in a zombie movie before he died.

It would have been a small part

[Speedie]

I suppose I should not be surprised at the large amount of slovenly, disgusting men who feel the need to shed their dignity at the door as soon as they come home from their horrid jobs. Single men, I suppose, and most will remain so. That is, unless they find a suitably disgusting mate who sheds her dress,skirt or pants or his pants in the same manner.

The next logical step would be to poo as soon as you remove your pants. Right there, just let it drop on the floor. It's your world! Your lazy-ass slob world. Why not take it all off?
Naked, pooping and peeing and then perhaps rolling in the puddles and piles of poo and pee. And here comes the pizza man.. you greet him at the door, covered in feces, naked and why not with an erection? What a wonderful relaxing after-work ritual!

Dr. Frasier Crane, Everyone! let's give him a nice warm round of applause.

[AnthonyVillalobos]

Zom, are you above being not wearing pants when you're having sex? Do you put on R & B, turn all of the lights out, and just stick your pecker through the whole in your slacks? Does he or she have to wear that magic mormon sex underwear?

[lemur68]

Zom, are you above being not wearing pants when you're having sex? Do you put on R & B

No he doesn't

[musicgrl]

Not Crap

I guess I'm just one of those slovenly and "suitably disgusting mates who sheds her dress/skirt/pants" because I can't wait to put on my jammies as soon as I walk in the door after a long day of work. Does it help that I own jammies at various levels of cuteness/appropriateness for wearing in front of other people? (Or does the fact that I sometimes even wear them to the 7-Eleven with a hoodie to get coffee mean I should be banished from civilized society?)

[deep.BTUz]

Not Crap

I guess I'm just one of those slovenly and "suitably disgusting mates who sheds her dress/skirt/pants" because I can't wait to put on my jammies as soon as I walk in the door after a long day of work. Does it help that I own jammies at various levels of cuteness/appropriateness for wearing in front of other people? (Or does the fact that I sometimes even wear them to the 7-Eleven with a hoodie to get coffee mean I should be banished from civilized society?)

Oh man, you're throwing Zom grapefruits.

[Luzwei]

(Or does the fact that I sometimes even wear them to the 7-Eleven with a hoodie to get coffee mean I should be banished from civilized society?)

only if it's a Slint hoodie.

[Boombats]

Not Crap

I guess I'm just one of those slovenly and "suitably disgusting mates who sheds her dress/skirt/pants" because I can't wait to put on my jammies as soon as I walk in the door after a long day of work. Does it help that I own jammies at various levels of cuteness/appropriateness for wearing in front of other people? (Or does the fact that I sometimes even wear them to the 7-Eleven with a hoodie to get coffee mean I should be banished from civilized society?)

Sorry folks, but that's hot.

Oh man, you're throwing Zom grapefruits.

Would/would not: grapefruit with a hole in it would not
Would/would not: jammies with a hole in it would

[Jodi S.]

(Or does the fact that I sometimes even wear them to the 7-Eleven with a hoodie to get coffee mean I should be banished from civilized society?)

Yes.

You are not 6 years old. Put on the big girl pants to go get coffee.

[jimmy two hands]

Not Crap

I guess I'm just one of those slovenly and "suitably disgusting mates who sheds her dress/skirt/pants" because I can't wait to put on my jammies as soon as I walk in the door after a long day of work. Does it help that I own jammies at various levels of cuteness/appropriateness for wearing in front of other people? (Or does the fact that I sometimes even wear them to the 7-Eleven with a hoodie to get coffee mean I should be banished from civilized society?)

Go for it. You'll be in fine company.

[BusBus]

(Or does the fact that I sometimes even wear them to the 7-Eleven with a hoodie to get coffee mean I should be banished from civilized society?)

Yes.

You are not 6 years old. Put on the big girl pants to go get coffee.

Yes.

I do like tight sweat pants on people in public though. But mostly for heckling.

[Luzwei]

(Or does the fact that I sometimes even wear them to the 7-Eleven with a hoodie to get coffee mean I should be banished from civilized society?)

Yes.

You are not 6 years old. Put on the big girl pants to go get coffee.

Yes.

I do like tight sweat pants on people in public though. But mostly for heckling.

Really? How about playing shows in them?

[Boombats]

Can I get a what what for all these hood rats

[numberthirty]

Can I get a what what for all these hood rats

My friend Seth's neighborhood Shell station rant:

"There's always some fool in his jammie bottoms and a pullover hoodie counting change and, asking what the cheapest blunt wrap is. The cheapest one is never a flavor that jerk wants."

[flyinghouses]

I don't know if it means anything, but I have recently been sleeping with my pants on. I also am not currently using a sheet under my comforter. I guess it saves a little time

[BusBus]

I've been sleeping in day my clothes for about 80-90% of my adult life. I have many issues.

[dontfeartheringo]

I suppose I should not be surprised at the large amount of slovenly, disgusting men who feel the need to shed their dignity at the door as soon as they come home from their horrid jobs. Single men, I suppose, and most will remain so. That is, unless they find a suitably disgusting mate who sheds her dress,skirt or pants or his pants in the same manner.

The next logical step would be to poo as soon as you remove your pants. Right there, just let it drop on the floor. It's your world! Your lazy-ass slob world. Why not take it all off?
Naked, pooping and peeing and then perhaps rolling in the puddles and piles of poo and pee. And here comes the pizza man.. you greet him at the door, covered in feces, naked and why not with an erection? What a wonderful relaxing after-work ritual!

Zom-zom showers in a tuxedo.

of course he does. What do you think he is? A farmer?