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Postby bourbon on Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:10 am

I'm working on selling a new item, the aforementioned penis pastie. I have several demos constructed and my boyfriend really likes them. I think it will be a successful product. In the spirit of market research how do aspiring audio engineers feel about penis pasties?
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Postby butters on Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:39 am

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Postby Angry_Dragon on Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:34 am

What's a pastie?
It's not like a pastry is it?
You're not mistakenly talking about pastries are you?
I would not eat a cock flavored or filled pastry.
I will now CRAP your idea.

You are also evil.
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Postby ironyengine on Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:17 am

I vote for equal-opportunity silliness. Pasties are dumb, but they shouldn't only be dumb on women.
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Postby glynnisjohns on Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:07 pm


you're gonna have problems marketing this to daycare centers.
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Postby Lazybones on Mon May 02, 2005 3:24 pm

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Postby night_tools on Mon May 02, 2005 5:39 pm

Angry_Dragon wrote:What's a pastie?
It's not like a pastry is it?


The Channel 4 website wrote:Cornish Pasties were first eaten by miners in Cornwall. The pastry was like a protective layer that kept the meat and vegetables inside clean and fresh while they were working in the mines.

Cornish pasties are awesome.

A penis pastie though.... How would this work? How would it stay on?
I think we need some sort of visual aid for this concept:


I have to vote CRAP. Can't imagine ever wearing one of them. Might go for a pork pie hat though....
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