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Director: Gasper Noe

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Director: Gasper Noe

Postby FoxNox on Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:02 pm

I have heard many people argue about whether this director is brilliant or the worst.
I say not crap
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Zorg on Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:44 pm

I Stand Alone is pretty funny, and Irreversible is cute. The new one kind of lost its way. I'm going to come down crap, I like my Nihilism less calculated. Still, his enthusiasm is palpable.
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby cowboyhero on Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:53 pm

Ugly movies for ugly people!
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby elmofreech on Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:18 pm

Really like that bouncy camera stuff at beginning on "Irreversible." For that alone Noe gets a n/c
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Dave//Eksvplot on Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:31 am

He's a dipshit.

It took Enter the Void for me to realize that.

Usually my bullshit detector works a lot better...for films anyway.
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby sparky on Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:22 am

I haven't seen any of his other films, but I find Irreversible awful and stupid enough to convince me that Noe is CRAP.

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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Dave//Eksvplot on Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:27 am

Tommy Alpha said something brilliant on Facebook a few months ago:
"My two favorite French films: Irreversible and Amelie."

I laughed hard at that.
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby sparky on Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:45 am

Dave//Eksvplot wrote:Tommy Alpha said something brilliant on Facebook a few months ago:
"My two favorite French films: Irreversible and Amelie."

I laughed hard at that.


I missed that. Well, the lad's into his mash-ups.
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Tommy Alpha on Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:53 am

sparky wrote:
Dave//Eksvplot wrote:Tommy Alpha said something brilliant on Facebook a few months ago:
"My two favorite French films: Irreversible and Amelie."

I laughed hard at that.


I missed that. Well, the lad's into his mash-ups.


I wish I was that funny. Moral of the story: lock your laptop if you leave it around drunken housemates.
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Tommy Alpha on Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:57 am

Dave//Eksvplot wrote:He's a dipshit.

It took Enter the Void for me to realize that.

Usually my bullshit detector works a lot better...for films anyway.


Yup. Same here. Man, that was an awful film. I mean, concept was "Duuuuuddde, you should totally make that" and the script was just Doctors awful
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Dave//Eksvplot on Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:00 am

Not to mention the piss-poor acting.
madmanmunt wrote:You think Michelangelo Antonioni popped out of the womb with Monica Vitti in one hand and the reels of L'Avventura in the other?
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Tommy Alpha on Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:02 am

Dave//Eksvplot wrote:Not to mention the piss-poor acting...


Oy. Thunderdome: Nathaniel Brown vs. Paz 'Boobs' de la Huerta
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby ergo space pig on Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:25 pm

Irreversible is definitely a stupid film. i'm voting crap based on that
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby madmanmunt on Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:56 am

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I don't think Irreversible being stupid stops it from being good, but being stupid might stop Gasper Noe.
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Steve V. on Tue May 01, 2012 9:01 am

I like his stuff.
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby punch_the_lion on Tue May 01, 2012 10:26 am

Someone gave me a copy of Irreversible, but I ended up trading it in at one point. The film is on Netflix Instant, but I don't feel a need to watch it any time soon. The guy screams superficial based on what I've read. Can't vote yet.
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Re: Director: Gasper Noe

Postby Dave//Eksvplot on Tue May 01, 2012 10:30 am

madmanmunt wrote:Image


Ugh...Gasper Noe wearing a Fassbinder t-shirt...

That's like Dane Cook holding a copy of a Lenny Bruce record.
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