check the sig.
Off-times when I meet retired people, I put my foot in their mouth and say "welcome to venice, this will be your last meal!!!"
totally not crap.
My pretty pony! Why, Zorak, why? You could have had any woman you wanted! But you chose the woman I love almost as much as I love myself! You ruined my life, you ruined her life, and now, I'm going to ruin your life!!!