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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby hayate on Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:46 pm

I did kind of think you might be kate bush.

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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Frank Decent on Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:00 am

teehee. totally sloshy. i'm a slippery, loosey goosey sloshy fuck. you just gotta pace yourself. and i'll stick to beer. beer is amazing.
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby rayword45 on Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:34 am

First time getting drunk with family. Not nearly as fun as gettinf drunk with homies but ehhhh free alcohol is free
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Major on Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:37 am

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
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Postby travis k on Wed Jun 21, 2017 1:15 am

Found my drummer! Finally. Stoked. Start in August . Time to shake off the rust.
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Janeway on Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:52 am

quit blabbin at me lisa flynn. less yap yap more jamjam/
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Janeway on Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:50 am

let's 23 skidoo!!! :P
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Adam Sr on Sat Aug 26, 2017 12:44 pm

Red wine drunkenness is superior to any other kind of drunkenness.
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby enframed on Sat Aug 26, 2017 3:31 pm

Adam Sr wrote:Red wine drunkenness is superior to any other kind of drunkenness.


Absolutely.
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby hayate on Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:17 pm

hurricane hank and all that barred, weve got problems over here in the nw: Fires. I was in southern Idaho a few weeks ago and Im STILL coughing up flegm from that shit. I was there over a week and slept indoors one of seven nights, and every morning I woke there was a fine layer of ash blanketing everything. At times I felt maybe I would suffocate slowly over night. I didnt think that but I felt like it wasnt a far stretch.

Now Im near Weed, CA and its even worse here. visibility less than a mile. At least there is a good sized river nearby and plenty of trees... wait plenty of trees is probably not the best thing. If I dont burn in forrest hell, probably gonna be hacking up chunks for another couple weeks at least. Air quality has been insanely low, all Im saying. Not complaining.

Also, the heat. Its not fair. I am actually beginning to miss.. that hard terrible winter we just had. beginning, but maybe no. maybe not ever but to hell with these 105 days, mon.

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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby kokorodoko on Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:14 pm

I talked to a girl who was drinking a fruity beer and I asked how come girls always drink fruity beers?

She said well I don't usually drink it, I like this beer and that beer and so on, googling pictures of beeres I had never heard of. She told me good places in town to drink beer.

And I was like lol you schooled me alright.
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby weezy on Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:06 pm

Drinkin' gin and tonics while my main squeeze makes Snickerdoodles....listening to the soundtrack from Saturday Night Fever.
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Janeway on Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:15 pm

closing out brunch before my disco nap, realized these beers hit me harder than i um, realized haha when i started striking up the old church songs again haha, but you gotta admit, tis is such a beautiful day, even the seasons had to cut their bullshit and become summer again for a week to honor it.

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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Adam Sr on Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:56 am

enframed wrote:
Adam Sr wrote:Red wine drunkenness is superior to any other kind of drunkenness.


Absolutely.

Still true. That's the thing with absolute truth, I suppose.
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Janeway on Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:10 pm

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Would see.


it was a lot like one of those, kick-the-ball-around-the-pole-and-hurt-its-feelings games you might see in a public park or at the end of napoleon dynamite or something, as diagram b clearly illustrates. (diagram a had tears all over it so i had to throw it away)



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as you can see, i was just finishing putting my right foot out and preparing to shake it all about.


cleave girls are still bullies. use your agendas wisely nerds.


and uh

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so like.. not sometimes, not ever should you be thinking women should conceal their physical beauty because it makes evil minded men want to destroy it with animal instinct.

i think a lot guys see beauty and want to destroy it, and you just gotta remember their names were eliza day, okay? and they just wanted to date, not have their beauty thrown in their face and crush them to death..

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dear eliza day,

"only god, my dear, could love you for yourself alone, and not your yellow-colored hair.
or red or whatever"- yeats + janeway


eliza jane y'all

and p.s. i say y'all cause my southern belle grandma is from mississippi and raised me growing up saying stuff like MAC donalds instead of mick-donalds liek you white folks pretend to pronounce, so fuck off of me entirely, and every single black life that matters

just kidding though, cant be angry jane
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby kokorodoko on Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:23 pm

Write drunk, edit sober. Someone said. I was thinking Hunter Thompson. But apparently it was Hemingway, who did NOT say it, it was a fake quote. Whatever. I am following the advice.

5 page report for friday. It's trying to say something about how ideas about human nature change in accordance with the development of the sciences - mechanical science gives us human as machine, biological science gives us human as organic non-fixed entity. And on the way the very idea of what human is gets uncertain. All told through a grab bag of Descartes, Hegel, Comte, Freud and Sartre. I pray that I can string all this together and make it presentable.

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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Janeway on Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:25 pm

well there's a such thing as female redemption, you can wild rose us all you like but i will be having beautiful sexual chocolate guests visiting my doorbell and just...

these damn suburbs got my reactions affected
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby enframed on Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:32 pm

Halfway there, gimme a couple hours.
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Janeway on Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:50 am

you guys... haha did i actualy say "sexual chocolate?"

you know what that is? puff daddy almost changed his name to "sexual. chocolate" aha before pussin into "diddy"

haha why guys always gotta be pussin into things? puss your way over to the dago wop italian slur system planet and learn some jedi stick tricks for me, how about? do that, rahhh
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Re: post while you are drunk thread

Postby Janeway on Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:53 pm

middle age is gd sexy

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