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Postby Intern_8033 on Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:54 am

How many blondes does it take to fuck in a mic clip?

ha!

That's the end.

I changed "light bulb" to "mic clip".
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Re: Hilarious Joke

Postby steve on Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:56 pm

Intern_8033 wrote:How many blondes does it take to screw in a mic clip?

ha!

That's the end.

I changed "light bulb" to "mic clip".


That's what it used to say, all right. But I changed it to fuck.

How funny is that?

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Postby Intern_8033 on Sat Aug 16, 2003 4:10 pm

How funny is that?


About as funny as this:
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Wait, but yours is dirty, so I guess that makes it funnier.
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funnier joke...

Postby Mayfair on Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:12 pm

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.

The judge says to Mickey, " I am sorry, you can not divorce your wife because she is crazy!"

Mickey replies (in high Mickey Mouse-like voice) "I didn't say she was CRAZY! I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!"



(Sidenote: Be sure to practice and perfect your high Mickey Mouse-like voice as it is the cornerstone of the telling of the above joke.)
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Postby slowriot on Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:37 pm

a priest, a rapist, and a child molester walk into a bar- and that's just the first guy.
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joke

Postby brian on Sun Aug 17, 2003 9:35 pm

I'm still working on this one:
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Postby stewie on Sun Aug 17, 2003 9:37 pm

I was going to post a joke, but instead decided to share the most unintentionally funny web page ever. It's from the Creation Science Fair 2001.

Notable prize winners include the projects entitled, "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (And Not A Monkey)", "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" and "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?".

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
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Postby SchnappM on Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:55 am

Unintentionally funny? The main page has a campaign to shut down the Landover Baptist page, one of the most notorious fake religious sites on the net. It's funny as a parody, but don't be fooled by this stuff.
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Postby spoot on Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:36 am

q: Why did the pakistani pervert stay home from work?

a: He was feeling a little sikh.
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Postby spoot on Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:42 am

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

"2nd Place: "Maximal Packing Of Rodentia Kinds: A Feasibility Study"

"Although there was little room left in the cage, all Rodentia were able to move just enough to ward off muscle atrophy. Food pellets and water were delivered to sub-surface Rodentia via plastic drinking straws inserted into the Rodentia-mass, which also served to allow internal air flow."

I don't know what to say about this. What a cruel and disgusting thing to do.
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Postby tmidgett on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:25 am

>>http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

it is a joke

an elaborate joke

this is linked on the site:

http://www.cafeshops.com/objectivemin.3749749
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fake jesus rock

Postby tmidgett on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:28 am

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Postby stewie on Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:27 pm

Well dangle my nadgers, it does appear to be a spoof site.

I still laugh as heartily at it anyway, and it will join my other favourite spoof sites such as http://www.whitehouse.org and http://www.theonion.com.
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Postby spoot on Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:20 pm

Incredible! I was fully taken in.

I was also fooled by:

http://www.icr.org/

But I know it is just a funny, funny joke.
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Postby tmidgett on Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:32 pm

I was also fooled by:

http://www.icr.org/

But I know it is just a funny, funny joke.


boy, that's some dry humor for you
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Postby SchnappM on Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:09 pm

How do you know that the ICR site is a joke? On initial examination it doesn't seem like a spoof site.
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Postby tmidgett on Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:30 pm

i think we're jokin' that it's a joke
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Postby brian on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:01 pm

Oh it's a joke all right.

From the ICR site:
The human genome sequence is a remarkable accomplishment, and a fitting beginning to the science of the twenty-first century. We have certainly not heard the end of the human genome project, as the secrets of the majority of the human genome have yet to be uncovered. With this genome sequence, we can look forward to a long and no doubt fruitful age of discovery, revealing the mysteries and wonders of God's creation.

It's a very, very scary joke.
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Postby Dano on Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:12 am

I was wondering when jokes would turn up on this forum.

What did the zero say to the eight?
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Two Hydrogen atoms are walkin' down the road, then one says,
"I think I've lost an electron"
the other says, "Are you sure"
and he replies, "Yep, I'm positive"
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Postby Jeff on Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:48 am

...baby seal walks into a club...
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