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Re: Hilarious Joke

Postby Janeway on Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:46 pm

god as a young janeway like female tried dating the devil in the form of a guy who thinks he’s a good guy but hurt her in every way imaginable and then gave him the curse of remorse so he could feel how terrible his actions were and when the guilt hangover hit the severe depression and anxiety of it all, he questioned how he could do every terrible thing and this perfect goddess just is there loving always, why? and how? and gods like “duh”. because that’s what you do when you love someone.

but then the devils thinking, like holy cow am i a bad guy? how could i do such terrible things at this perfect goddess I love above all others?

and gods like “duh, because you love me”.

that’s just how devils act when they’re in love, light side of the force cause an equal reaction from the dark side of the force. both feel pain but it’s only fair to feel this much because of the immense perfect pleasure created by their love.


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Re: Hilarious Joke

Postby hayate on Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:47 pm

Following video relevant for two reasons:

1. Janeways above post involving asbestos pun reminded me
2. Only now, watching again for the first time after almost 5 years, do I fully understand why my ex made me watch this video.

NOW I get it!! Oh the irony.

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Re: Hilarious Joke

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:34 pm

Apparently two identical fermions can't occupy the same space. They say it's due to the Pauli Exclusion Principle, but that's all just spin.

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