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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Angus Jung on Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:45 pm

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Dave N. on Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:55 pm

Just saw one that said "Clinton Emails Tied To Weiner Inquiry". Tee hee!
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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Maurice on Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:56 pm

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Postby enframed on Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:36 pm

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Postby Redline on Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:52 pm

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby seanurban on Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:33 pm


This story originally stated Chelsea Clinton was to receive a “Lifetime Achievement Award.” It has been corrected to state that Clinton will receive an "Impact Award" from Variety in partnership with Lifetime.
So it's a Lifetime TV award. Dammit, still funny though.
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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Redline on Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:23 am

seanurban wrote:
still funny though.

:D It's funny they bothered to correct it.
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Postby Adam Sr on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:31 pm

You're a 'very pushy door-to-door meat salesman.'

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Janeway on Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:49 am

craigslist ad seeks generic father figure barbecue dad for father's day grill

any dad's lyin around the internet wanna come bbq?/ haha wtf

this is so cute and sexiss against women and raciss against being in dad-face having to say key dad catchphrases like a dad minstrel show and funny and sweet too though :P
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Postby JohnnySomersett on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:36 pm

Janeway wrote:craigslist ad seeks generic father figure barbecue dad for father's day grill

any dad's lyin around the internet wanna come bbq?/ haha wtf

this is so cute and sexiss against women and raciss against being in dad-face having to say key dad catchphrases like a dad minstrel show and funny and sweet too though :P


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Postby JohnnySomersett on Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:19 pm

ERawk wrote:I'd rather have a hystorectomy, you fuckstick piece of shit.

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby the finger genius on Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:08 am

jimmy two hands wrote:Then we all log off internet and eat nachos. All is well.

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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby Janeway on Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:10 am

^ i wish i could follow his tour and get a big group of women to fill the seats. then we heckle and throw jello and tell the old man to sit down and keep his pants up and be damn lucky he's not dying behind bars.
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Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Postby curry pervert on Tue Jun 27, 2017 11:22 pm

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