Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

[The Code is Almighty]

"After a year of hiccups, man ready to die"

I watched that one yesterday and it made me tremendously sad.

[ERawk]

Arkansas family expects 18th child

The husband's name is Jim Bob.

I just saw this article. I remember when they made headlines with No. 17. I would not want to be that woman and if I were, I'd look forward to menopause.

[davesec]

last week there were all those articles titled "study finds bullies enjoy being mean"

[Mark Hansen]

Arkansas family expects 18th child

The husband's name is Jim Bob.

I just saw this article. I remember when they made headlines with No. 17. I would not want to be that woman and if I were, I'd cut my husband's balls off while he slept.

FYP

[lemur68]

Arkansas family expects 18th child

The husband's name is Jim Bob.

I just saw this article. I remember when they made headlines with No. 17. I would not want to be that woman and if I were, I'd look forward to menopause.

That's the family of the "VAGINA it's not a clown car" motivational poster fame.

[Colonel Panic]

I remember that poster. I love that poster!

[ERawk]

Arkansas family expects 18th child

The husband's name is Jim Bob.

I just saw this article. I remember when they made headlines with No. 17. I would not want to be that woman and if I were, I'd cut my husband's balls off while he slept.

FYP

That too, I must admit...

[SecondEdition]

Man brings 3-foot alligator to bar

[Mark Hansen]

Man brings 3-foot alligator to bar

Right, like you've never done this.......

[Tom]

Alleged "Douchebag" Sues Author

[Colonel Panic]

I was looking around at an old house in Berwyn the other day. One of the rooms had shelves lined with Chicago Tribunes from the 1930s. This headline seemed as Onion-esque as they come.

"Photogs"

[qrj]

This Onion article gave me a chuckle.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43029

[djensen]

This Onion article gave me a chuckle.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43029

You're doing it wrong.

[qrj]

I realize what we're doing here.

I just had to share it.

[The Code is Almighty]

From Cnn.com today:

Nation's love affair with Trojans has ended

Apparently the nation will now bang it out totally uncovered.

[lemur68]

The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.

Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta persona

In June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.

[SecondEdition]

The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.

Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta persona

In June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.

That can't be true.

[lemur68]

The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.

Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta persona

In June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.

That can't be true.

Maybe April Fool's Day falls on November 20 in the UK.

[Antero]

The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.

Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta persona

In June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.

I'm waiting for them to start firing mixtape disses at each other.

[Marsupialized]

Top Islamic body issues fatwa forbidding Muslims from practicing yoga

"It is inappropriate. It can destroy the faith of a Muslim," Council chairman Abdul Shukor Husin told reporters.