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Postby PEPPER! on Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:02 pm

I'm sure this thread has been done before but if I can't find it after a few minutes of googling then fuck it.

I'm prejudiced against -

1. really short little miniature people with large heads
2. people whose first name is Paul
3. people with a Puerto Rican flag on their car
4. people who drive Dodge Rams

I realize there is no scientific reason to hold these prejudices. I hold them strictly from experience, and wish someone would prove me wrong. in case #1, little short-ass miniature motherfuckers with large heads lie a lot and like to create dramatic situations. I have no time for that shit from grownups. #2, everybody I've ever known named Paul has been trouble. fun and endearing in some cases, but trouble. same goes double for Paulas. #3, I have nothing against Puerto Rican people per se, but the little flag is the mark of a shitty driver who will do things like take up three parking spots with a dark green Honda with tinted windows and neon underneath. also if Puerto Rico is so fantastic please return there (see also Texas). #4 I have almost been killed by this model of car more than any other. I have never met anybody who drove one of these that I remotely liked.

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Postby tommydski on Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:04 pm

Rich people. Sorry rich people.

If it makes you feel better, you're rich.
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Postby lemur68 on Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:11 pm

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Jesus, this is the Space Ace by Don Bluth of internet intrigue.
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Re: air your prejudices

Postby Rick Reuben on Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:36 pm

PEPPER! wrote:4. people who drive Dodge Rams
Agree on that. Nearly everyone I see driving those ( in Chicago anyway ) drives like they're on patrol with Blackwater in Ramadi.
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Postby tocharian on Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:49 pm

Goth fat chicks. Now I'm in trouble.
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Postby newberry on Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:59 pm

There is one race I don't much care for: humans.
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Postby lemur68 on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:02 pm

newberry wrote:There is one race I don't much care for: humans.


I was guessing Fly would have been the first to make such a comment.
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Postby zom-zom on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:03 pm

Unicyclists and Juggalos.
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Postby Maurice on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:16 pm

zom-zom wrote:Unicyclists and Juggalos.

Win.
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Postby gcbv on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:22 pm

I will modify it a bit:

Rich People WHO CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT:

A: How much something costs.
B: Not having enough money.
C: How tired they are from doing something that might
be generally considered labor.
But I digress. Please continue with the squirrel circuit semantic debate.
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Postby itchy mcgoo on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:38 pm

The bored.
The entitled.
The overly demonstrative (public cell-phone talkers, the wildly gesticulating, loud talkers, the smoking-as-punctuation crew)
Husky voiced trixies with their Marlboro Light-cured vocal stylings
Clowns
The Flirting Marrieds.
Mission Furniture Buyers.
Cologne Wearers.
Tight Wads.
The Certain.
Red-faced Blonde Guy.
Barbara fucking Walters. I want to fucking choke you.
Television-discussers.
Relationship-gushers.
Jugglers.
Chakra-aligners.
The Rudely Rushing.
Raw Foodists.
Public groomers.




One of my best friend's drives a Dodge Ram. It's diesel and aesthetically pleasing and while he would take pleasure in cleaning your gutters and pruning for you, he drives like revving, honking dick. He's in Oregon and I miss him.
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Postby Jodi S. on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:44 pm

itchy mcgoo wrote:The bored.
The entitled.
The overly demonstrative (public cell-phone talkers, the wildly gesticulating, loud talkers, the smoking-as-punctuation crew)
Clowns
Tight Wads.
Red-faced Blonde Guy.
Barbara fucking Walters. I want to fucking choke you.
Public groomers.

I agree.

I dated a red-faced blonde guy. He was the exception to the rule.
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Postby DrAwkward on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:54 pm

zom-zom wrote:Unicyclists and Juggalos.


Someone please name a record this. I'm not going to, because i'd like my record to sell. But man, awesome title.
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Postby gjp on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:01 pm

People who can be found inside a coffee shop on a regular basis.
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Postby Boombats on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:15 pm

People who are immune to the raging internal storm of self-hatred and misanthropy.

People who can do things and have fun without constantly withering beneath the crushing futility of life, our momentary excursion before infinite death.

People who liked Animaniacs better thsn old-school Loony Tunes.
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Postby kenoki on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:18 pm

goth chicks, former goth chicks and girls with gothic tendencies.
people who regularly mention riding bicycles and how great riding a bicycle is, who they rode bicycles with and where they went to on their bicycles.
people who think BO smells good and try to say it's pheromones. that's not the smell of pheromones you asshole, it's bacteria. you have bacteria pits.
girls/dudes in bands on keyboards they just learned how to use.
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Postby CJMcG on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:20 pm

yaphet wrote:People who can be found inside a coffee shop on a regular basis.
I hate my customers.
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Postby Ace on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:24 pm

I think art made in open, democratic societies sucks. There's a lot I like in democracies - i just think the art is of lower quality.

This makes me a terrible person, doesn't it?
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Postby Marsupialized on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:33 pm

I love all of gods creatures, each and every one of them...with all their stupid bullshit
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Postby DrAwkward on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:36 pm

Ace wrote:I think art made in open, democratic societies sucks. There's a lot I like in democracies - i just think the art is of lower quality.

This makes me a terrible person, doesn't it?


THAT's why you like Killdozer so much! Madison is practically a communist state!
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