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Jesus, I sound like a dick. Did I at least give you your PRF discount on the room?Model Citizen wrote:I was in some kind of hostel, it was like the non threatening version in the movie hostel but without the beautiful women. I think it was in Estonia. Charlie D was sat behind a desk and asked me if I had a CD out recently. I was surprised that Charlie D was in Estonia and said yes, though it was only in a tiny run and on a small UK label so he wouldn't have come across it.
Charlie D said that he had heard it and he thought it was nice. He left the word hanging like it was an insult. He then went on to ask me if my CD sounded like fucking a tornado, 'cause that's what Frank Decent said that Charlie D's band Krakatoa sounded like.
I said no, my music definitely did not sound like fucking a tornado. More like kissing a mild summer breeze.
He didn't laugh.
Charlie D then went on to tell me that if I wanted people to like my music, I should try and learn from Krakatoa and make it sound like fucking a tornado. I thanked him, and left the hostel, really disturbed by the fact that I probably couldn't make music that sounded like fucking a tornado and wondering if I should continue writing music at all.



rgauss wrote:Stems from my paranoia that there are people out there unloading gear salvaged from hurricane Katrina.

Eugenius wrote:rgauss wrote:Stems from my paranoia that there are people out there unloading gear salvaged from hurricane Katrina.
I actually own gear that was salvaged from Katrina, I guess I shouldn't offer it to you if I decided to sell it.

rgauss wrote:Eugenius wrote:rgauss wrote:Stems from my paranoia that there are people out there unloading gear salvaged from hurricane Katrina.
I actually own gear that was salvaged from Katrina, I guess I shouldn't offer it to you if I decided to sell it.
Are you talking spent time under water level salvaged?


sleepkid wrote:Flaming espresso whiskey shots.

Clueless in Chicago wrote:I'm going to stop following this thread. A bunch of D&D geeks in a basement somewhere in Oklahomma with their nuts tied around their thighs...


Clueless in Chicago wrote:I'm going to stop following this thread. A bunch of D&D geeks in a basement somewhere in Oklahomma with their nuts tied around their thighs...

Ty Webb wrote:I hope it's a boy. Better yet, I hope it's a beagle puppy.
jimmy two hands wrote:Jam econo for fuck's sake.






MrFood wrote:LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I HAD TWO DICKS I'M NOT EVEN JOKING LAST NIGHT I HAD THAT DREAM I FUCKING DID.
jimmy two hands wrote:Jam econo for fuck's sake.

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