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Postby night_tools on Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:58 am

Cheers johnnyshape, I missed that Chris Morris article when it came out. It's one of the best things I've read in ages, and those comments aren't far behind.
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Postby daniel robert chapman on Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:37 am

Last night I dreamt that I was shown around the Hadron Collider by chief project scientist 50 Cent and his project assistants, G-Unit.
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Postby Octopus Alaska on Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:54 am

particle smashing is all the rage, but I hear it's never as fun watching Carl Sagan's 'The Cosmos' on a tube television in the SETI Institutes breakroom.

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Postby Johnny C on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:08 am

tommydski wrote:UH OH.

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Postby Colonel Panic on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:11 am

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Postby Speedie on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:50 am

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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. "


Yep, but the Combine are going to make the rest of us eat shit.
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Postby emmanuelle cunt on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:08 am

Does it mean they have a gravity gun there? I want a gravity gun.
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Postby Adam I on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:10 am

If two people had gravity guns, by means of simultaneous zapping of each other, could they fly?
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Postby johnnyshape on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:05 am

I've got a 'gun' which I can make 'defy gravity'.
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Postby dr. benway on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:41 am

tommydski wrote:UH OH.

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And that guy has a wrench!
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Postby stewie on Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:12 am

This will all go swimmingly until some politician breaks a bottle of champagne over the collider tomorrow.
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Postby lemur68 on Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:55 pm

Adam I wrote:If two people had gravity guns, by means of simultaneous zapping of each other, could they fly?


I don't know, but if you put buttered bread on a cat's back and dropped the cat, the cat would spin in mid-air.
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Postby Colonel Panic on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:43 pm

tommydski wrote:UH OH.

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Shit, that thing goes online tomorrow. Damn the waiting period for buying a gun! Now when the headcrabs, antlions and screech-hounds come, I'm going to have to tough it out with just a crowbar.
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Postby DrAwkward on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:04 pm

So, any bets as to the effectiveness of "hey baby, we could all get sucked into a microscopic black hole in the Hadron Collider tomorrow, we have to live for now" as a pick-up line?

I'll be reporting back nightly with updates.*





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Postby Colonel Panic on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:10 pm

Record it on video, if possible.

For purposes of, you know, "scientific analysis".
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Postby scntfc on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:05 am

holy shit we survived.
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Postby DrAwkward on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:06 am

scntfc wrote:holy shit we survived.


Don't jump the gun, son. Particles don't start colliding until October.
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Postby scntfc on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:21 am

DrAwkward wrote:
scntfc wrote:holy shit we survived.


Don't jump the gun, son. Particles don't start colliding until October.


fuck. is this what RR's numbers are about? if so, we're doomed. that guy is always right.
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Postby Colonel Panic on Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:02 am

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Postby Mason on Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:47 am

What we need more of is science.
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