What Are You Thinking Right This Second?

[Jodi S.]

They're holding a closed-door meeting in the breakroom, cock-blocking the coffee. Bastards.

You should know by now that coffee is for closers only. The Glengarry leads are wasted on you.

those fucking assholes want me to review something, but they send me a pdf. I ask for a Word doc so I can make my changes and they are giving me all sorts of grief. For fuck's sake, I AM TRYING TO PROVIDE SERVICE TO YOU - STOP ARGUING WITH ME AND GIVE ME WHAT I NEED TO DO MY JOB.

Do we share a workplace, and just not know it? Let's have lunch tomorrow.

[SecondEdition]

All of me, why not take all of me
Can't you see I'm no good without you
Take my arms I won't lose them
Take my lips I'll never use them

Your goodbye left me with eyes that cry
And I know that I'm no good without you
You took the part that once was my heart
So why not take all of me

[motorbike guy]

jodi, I would love to have lunch with you.

I am feeling quite full of myself today. I hope I don't do or say anything really stupid.

Maybe I can confine my stupidity to the PRF. Let's hope so!

[Maurice]

I think I despise Mumford & Sons more than I despise the Avett Brothers.

[weezy]

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[motorbike guy]

I just happened to see that some record store in Vermont is selling my band's first single for $6.00. I have hundreds of them, plus hundreds of copies of the second single as well.

I emailed the record store and asked if they want to buy them. I'll sell them cheap!

Next task would then be to track down Sam (if he's still alive) and send him some money. Sam always needs money.

[motorbike guy]

this 16 page letter I wrote a month ago kicks ass.

my changes and other's changes that I am putting in now make it even better.

[SecondEdition]

I had no idea John Foxx fans were so passionate...

[Maurice]

I had no idea John Foxx fans were so passionate...

Sounds like you really twisted up their UNDERPAAAAAAAAAAANTS.

[circle_ruler]

by Rosa i need to get really, really fucked. my head feels like it's full of pissy bees.

[andyman]

You certainly need to chase the cat.

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New songs! Why can I not make you up? Why is nothing good coming out of this guitar?

[SecondEdition]

New songs! Why can I not make you up? Why is nothing good coming out of this guitar?

Just sit there until something good comes out of the guitar. Don't force it. Sit and play the guitar randomly. Don't think about it. Eventually something good musically will come out.

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New songs! Why can I not make you up? Why is nothing good coming out of this guitar?

Just sit there until something good comes out of the guitar. Don't force it. Sit and play the guitar randomly. Don't think about it. Eventually something good musically will come out.

Yeah! This is what I usually do, and it kinda worked tonight.

I think I have the beginnings of two songs now, although I'm half-convinced one of them is actually already another band's song that I'm just not placing. Thought it might be a Chameleons song, but evidently not!

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I'm half-convinced one of [the new songs I have the beginnings of] is actually already another band's song that I'm just not placing. Thought it might be a Chameleons song, but evidently not!

For the record, I'd rewritten "Out of Control" by U2. Forum member robert_thefamilyghost figured this out at practice a little while ago. Oof.

[Jodi S.]

I am a bad person because I left before they cut the cake.

Why didn't I stay?

Nobody will notice I left.

[lemur68]

I am a bad person because I left before they cut the cake.

Why didn't I stay?

[motorbike guy]

I am a bad person because I left before they cut the cake.

Why didn't I stay?

Nobody will notice I left.

We had a wedding on Friday. The reception started at 7:30. They had appetizers then a sit down dinner after. They were just bringing out the food at 11 pm. We bailed, having an hour ride and a babysitter asleep on the couch.

I walked the dog at midnight in my best blue suit.

[Thanasis]

I'm going to bed right now. I'm going to spoon Mrs Thanasis.
They're going to slaughter me at work this week and next.

[Robert G]

I swear I returned them with everything else. WTF?