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What's your favorite punchline?

Postby iembalm on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:13 pm

In the manner of, "So if this is my thermometer, what did I do with my pen?" Although that's actually the whole joke, I guess.

Here's mine:

"You know...I think I can get that in one shot."
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby RSMurphy on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:16 pm

Because 7 8 9.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:17 pm

A Neil Hamburger punchline:

"Well he raped her."

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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby ubercat on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:20 pm

Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Jason A on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:20 pm

"And POOF, the genie gave me this 13 inch pianist."
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:21 pm

Dookie Houser
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Hans on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:30 pm

"You won't be able to see it. The balls will be covering your eyes."

Or

"That's it! I'm doing the dishes!"

Or

"Well I like to fish and she has worms too."
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Arson Smith on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:31 pm

"I dunno... I was too busy jacking off at the time..."
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby night_tools on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:32 pm

Boobies.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby lemur68 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:33 pm

Welcome to Jamaica mon have a nice day
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Sister_Ray on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:08 pm

"Good thing I didn't tell them about the dirty knife".
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby japmn on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:15 pm

"They're Bees... Fuck 'em!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby warmowski on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:15 pm

ubercat wrote:Rectum? Damn near killed him!


http://heyrocker.com/Buzzmuscle/Comedian.mp3

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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby dontfeartheringo on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:17 pm

"If that frog figures out how to make biscuits, woman, you are OUTTA HERE!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby JamLifeIntoDeath on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:41 pm

Poke her? I don't even know her!
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby RSMurphy on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:43 pm

DEATH by oogabooga.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Sowley on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:45 pm

Fuck you, clown!
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby D./Eksvplot on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:46 pm

Neither did he!
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby iembalm on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:55 pm

H-GM wrote:DEATH by oogabooga.

We called it "death by boonda."
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby steve on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:58 pm

Somebody Kerble this shit. I'm having no luck.
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