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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Andy Est En Feu on Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:53 pm

Hans wrote:
Andy Est En Feu wrote:"my husband made his own sandwiches"


I just looked up this joke. groan...

It reminds me of the punchline -

"Go wash your hands and make me a ham sandwich."


It's all in the delivery, my friend Kev was amazingly talented at keeping you captivated whilst telling a story or joke. He drew that one out for about 8 minutes until he got to the punchline, I still laugh when I think of the way he told it.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Hans on Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:19 pm

Andy Est En Feu wrote:
Hans wrote:
Andy Est En Feu wrote:"my husband made his own sandwiches"


I just looked up this joke. groan...

It reminds me of the punchline -

"Go wash your hands and make me a ham sandwich."


It's all in the delivery, my friend Kev was amazingly talented at keeping you captivated whilst telling a story or joke. He drew that one out for about 8 minutes until he got to the punchline, I still laugh when I think of the way he told it.



No, it's a good one. I like telling jokes like that too. I live for torturing people with a painfully long joke and a completely senseless punchline.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby mt on Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:59 pm

"Yeah, but these Fokkers was Messerschmidts."
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby ebeam on Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:24 pm

"Sheep lie!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby jeff_fox on Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:32 pm

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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby SecondEdition on Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:53 pm

MWilke wrote:Voodoo dick, my ass!


Haven't thought of this one in years. Nice!
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby newberry on Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:35 pm

I'm not Willie Nelson.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Antero on Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:02 am

My dad's favorite:

"Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby J. Burns on Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:22 am

"Out of what?"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:35 am

SecondEdition wrote:
MWilke wrote:Voodoo dick, my ass!


Haven't thought of this one in years. Nice!


I always heard this one as "magic dildo".
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Mason on Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:52 am

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You actually managed to fuck that one up.


My friend Matthew managed to deliver, at the top of his lungs, my favourite ever rendition of this joke one night/morning.



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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby MWilke on Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:42 am

newberry wrote:I'm not Willie Nelson.



This joke has such a wide audience. I've never had an unsuccessful telling of this joke.
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Tommy on Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:54 am

"Add 2 scoops ice cream."

alternate for same joke

"Take your foot off of its head."
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:18 pm

"I don't fuck an apple before I eat it".
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby raygun on Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:47 pm

"Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window", or "my uncle didn't marmalade his dick up my ass when I was six"

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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby edventure on Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:53 pm

"...ground up, and in my freezer".
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby dontfeartheringo on Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:08 pm

"Shove a duck up your ass?"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby Eugenius on Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:10 pm

"Sometimes mother you really piss me off!"
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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby rchapman75 on Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:48 am

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Re: What's your favorite punchline?

Postby emmanuelle cunt on Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:26 am

japmn wrote:"They're Bees... Fuck 'em!"




If this is the joke I'm thinking of, I read it (on here, I think) but with ants and just "yeah, fuck'em" at the end. It's one of my favourite jokes, months after I read it for the first time it popped up in my head for no reason at all, while I was cycling on a pretty busy road. I start to laugh like a mad man and suddenly hear an getting-louder "boooooOOOOOOOOOO". I steer towards side of the road and a big fucking truck goes past me - I was laughing too hard to notice I'm almost in the middle of a road. So jokes can kill, or something. I love that joke.
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