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Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Minotaur029 on Sat May 01, 2010 11:12 am

"I've been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel..."

Golden Earring, "Radar Love"
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby iembalm on Sat May 01, 2010 11:15 am

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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Wireframe on Sat May 01, 2010 11:32 am

"Punctured bicycle,
On a hillside desolate.
Will nature make a man of me yet ?" This Charming Man - The Smiths.

"My mamma's first love was a vile ex-marine,
But the blood and guts in her heart could have washed Pilate's hands clean." The Anvil Will Fall - Harvey Milk.

Also, whatever Al is saying in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBWLFZfxTM
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby SecondEdition on Sat May 01, 2010 11:34 am

Ever live a life that's real, full of zest but no appeal?
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

In the someday, what's that sound.


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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby 154 on Sat May 01, 2010 11:45 am

No more simple tunes. No more easy poon. It takes so many millions to get laid.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby SecondEdition on Sat May 01, 2010 11:51 am

I personally like the live version most:

I stuck a six inch gold blade in the head of a girl. You hear that, Sonny? A GIRL!
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

In the someday, what's that sound.


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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Isabelle Gall on Sat May 01, 2010 12:03 pm

"The bugger in the short sleeves fucked my wife, did it quick and split"
John Cale, Guts

"May I suggest you get fucked"
Whitehouse, Why You Never Became A Dancer

"Take a deep breath 'cause it all starts now when you pull the fucking pin"
Slayer, Flesh Storm

Sorry for all the fucks. Those are the first three which sprang to mind.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby dokazaado on Sat May 01, 2010 12:07 pm

"honey check it out you got me mesmerized, with your black hair and your fat-ass thighs"
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby dabrasha on Sat May 01, 2010 12:12 pm

I don't like you, but I love you
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby revrantMeat on Sat May 01, 2010 12:31 pm

"all of yer friends are cunts"
from 'gareth brown says' by mclusky
first one that came to mind.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Sabol on Sat May 01, 2010 12:31 pm

You can smell my butt
Like a dirty Slut
Smell
ttpppppfffffffhhh

The mentors - In And Out Of You
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby eephour on Sat May 01, 2010 12:37 pm

kick out the jams, motherfuckers
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby fishingrhod on Sat May 01, 2010 12:49 pm

she wanted nothing
and i delivered
boxer wrote:Once my friend dreamt he was eating an apple and awoke to find my cock in his mouth.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Gantry on Sat May 01, 2010 1:10 pm

BOMBSHELTER! BOMBSHELTER! BOMBSHELTER! BOMBSHELTER!
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Supertron on Sat May 01, 2010 1:24 pm

Gantry wrote:BOMBSHELTER! BOMBSHELTER! BOMBSHELTER! BOMBSHELTER!

^this

or

"STARING AT LIFE GUARDS. HEAR MOMMY SCREAM!"

For the non Raygun vote, I contribute

"I don't have to sell my soul; he's already in me."
http://www.myspace.com/theplasmatonics Old Band.

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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Bill Swansea on Sat May 01, 2010 1:27 pm

"A face is raining across the border
the pride of history, the same as murder
is this living?"

"Drive to the forest in a Japanese car
the smell of rubber on country tar"

"It is your character
deep in your nature."

"Now in summer
I could be happy or in distress
depending on the company"

"Doom
sit in gloom
in his room"

"I got the oven repaired
it's for security and luxury."

See a pattern?

This is hard, I don't know how most of you have been able to come up with ones so quickly.
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby SecondEdition on Sat May 01, 2010 2:04 pm

I'm kicking myself for not coming up with those sooner.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

In the someday, what's that sound.


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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby ImDADA on Sat May 01, 2010 2:18 pm

154 wrote:No more simple tunes. No more easy poon. It takes so many millions to get laid.


This was my first thought.

'You should see her use a gun'
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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby SecondEdition on Sat May 01, 2010 2:27 pm

I AM THE KING
I AM THE KING
I AM THE KING
I AM THE KING

etc etc etc.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

In the someday, what's that sound.


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Re: Greatest Opening Lines To A Song

Postby Ptommydski on Sat May 01, 2010 2:30 pm

Andy Cohen wrote:On the way out to the stairs Tommy got scared and threw Champagne in my hair...

Maybe I'm biased with this one...
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