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Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby steve on Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:22 am

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My watch shits trains. Now what?
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby noise&light on Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:37 am

Please explain this watch. Also, what time is 48?
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby P.J. Craven on Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:40 am

You're the punk rock Flavor Flav now. Or if you're wearing Hawaiian digs, the punk rock Rip Taylor.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby RSMurphy on Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:46 am

That's a nice-looking timepiece you have there, Steve.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby steve on Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:55 am

The watch displays hours, then minutes, then seconds. The photo was taken at 11.48 this evening. Also, it shits trains.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby shloonk on Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:21 am

holy shit, this is awesome.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Luzwei on Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:26 am

Can you look straight at it and not go blind?
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby SR-1 on Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:32 am

noise&light wrote:Please explain this watch. Also, what time is 48?


They're nixies (click to weep with joy at their luminescent beauty.) You too can be just like Steve here.

I have no mobile phone and thus no portable method of telling time. Wearing a watch has become somewhat a seditious practice. The idea of buying a bespoke instrument that costs five times as much and fulfills only one of the fifty functions a mobile device can is even more appealing.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby mazacultura on Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:46 am

Looks like the sort of thing you can't wear near pregnant women and gets you gang-rushed at airport security.

Also appears to shit trains like all get-out.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby AnthonyVillalobos on Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:15 am

Dude, where the fuck did you get that?

That watch is one of the most insane things I've ever seen. I didn't even realize the time it displayed until you said it. Looks like a fucking stove for your wrist.

Shit rules man.

How much was that and can it be ordered online?
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby circle_ruler on Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:33 am

my watch is a lot nicer. it has dinosaurs and an erupting volcano.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby steve on Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:34 am

It was a gift. Somebody posted a link to it, but I don't want to know any details. I just want to wear it and be the motherfucker with the watch basically everywhere I go.

See the watch? That's my watch fool. Fucks your watch in the mouth, don't it.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby El Protoolio on Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:05 am

steve explains how to program the watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4R3hODn ... r_embedded
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby 2207 on Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:53 am

It's a nice WATCH. In fact, you obviously like the WATCH so much you should make a SONG about it. Hmm, what could you call that SONG about that WATCH. Hang on, I'll tell you... in a minute...







Got it!...


























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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby circle_ruler on Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:55 am

steve wrote:See the watch? That's my watch fool. Fucks your watch in the mouth, don't it.

get your filthy watch-dong out of my Stegosaurus.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby John W. on Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:40 am

You're going to get stopped at airport security with that motherfucker.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Rimbaud III on Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:45 am

John W. wrote:You're going to get stopped at airport security with that motherfucker.


That was my first thought too.

Allah Hu-akbar and all that, Steve.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby goosman on Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:01 am

That is one, fine, train shitting watch right there. I look forward to seeing this in person sometime. I have a nixie clock in my studio which only shits HO gauge trains...Steve's watch shits big boy trains.

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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Boombats on Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:11 am

steve wrote:Image
My watch shits trains. Now what?

Are those 12ax7 tubes? Also, how does it calculate? Also, are you now selling your calculator watch? WTB.
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Re: Everybody Kiss My Watch's Ass

Postby Josef K on Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:22 am

Looks like a watch for someone with sight issues or learning difficulties. Can you wear it in the bath?
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