The PRF Make a fucking wish foundation.

[Marsupialized]

The PRF is adrift and has been for quite some time. Aimless. Good at heart, strong back, but poor with focus. I say we regain focus and begin something large and ongoing, which could possibly upend the very fabric of day to day PRF life. An idea with the potential to create not only great joy, but seething resentment and bitter distrust as well. Jealousy, anger, boiling rage, possibly violence, even assassination. All possible. Happiness, hopefulness, jubilation. celebration as well. This could be the end of all things or the beginning of a bright new chapter, it's a coin toss. A coin toss I suggest we make without hesitation.



I propose people come here and post a wish they have, something they would like to have happen in their life. Other people read the long, sad list of wishes and possibly say 'I wanna try to make that happen for this person' or 'I can absolutely make that happen for this person' or 'I hate that fucker, I will spend the rest of my life making sure that DOES NOT happen for that person'

I think it's possible, heck, almost a given, that some things people want to have happen to their life can be made to happen to their life. Things that would change their life for the better, just like that. Like fingers snapping. 'Now that thing you wanted to happen has happened. Quit your fucking crying and go enjoy yourself'
We have a lot of people here, after all. People with the ability to get magical things done when stimulated correctly. Let's harness this and focus it into a laser and point it directly at each other's lives.

What do you say, PRF? Are you afraid of doing nice things for people which are completely in your ability to do for them? Just against the idea for some reason? What are you, some sort of ASSHOLE? A Republican deep down inside, perhaps? All for you, none for your fellow man? Is that how it is? You would send a man away who was trying to throw you a rope if you were drowning? You'd want to do it on your own? Take that socialist rope and be gone, you damn liberal?

I demand we peel back the spray on hide, remove the robot mask and gaze upon the true visage of your fellow poster. Let's see what makes people here tick.

A grand experiment, yes. Dangerous, yet the payoff could be massive. Worthwhile, I think.

Look, life is short and none of this matters in the slightest, so fuck it, let's do something really cool. That is my take on this. It will feel good to see things happen for people that they want to happen, more good than most other things.

I would propose a person gets ONE wish and ONE wish only.

The rest can be hashed out as we move forward.

What say you, PRF?

[rgauss]

Yes! Somebody post a wish.

[Major]

Two chicks at the same time

[Ptommydski]

Two chicks at the same time

That certainly satisfies the "fucking" part of the criteria.

[Bill Swansea]

Um.. er... Pink City to play a PRF event next year with me getting a first class luxurious flight over to play? Also I'd need my roadies Rhodri and Lu.

And an amp.

Many amps.

And some pedals.

And beer.

And a bowl of Skittles without the purple ones.

And money. Lots of money.

[Marsupialized]

Everyone is too much of a tough guy to come in and lay it out. Too much of a hard ass goofnuts to tell the group a real, honest to goodness wish they have? It's all jokes and hehe haha, huh? Just rolling around, tickling your own backsides with a feather, huh? That's how you react when presented with such a monumental, possibly life changing opportunity?

Nonsense.
Get it out of your systems now, because this is going to get real and get real real fast, you understand me? If I have anything to do with it, this will be the greatest thing to ever happen to any of us on any level. Atomic bombs filled with rubber bouncy balls falling on top of our heads. The greatest thing in your life right now? It will look to you like a pile of shit after this thing runs it's course and leaves it's skid marks all over your life.

[Bill Swansea]

I wasn't joking...

[tallchris]

Got to open for Bottomless Pit at last summer's BBQ, so my wish has already been satisfied.

YOUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE ON THE PRF!!!

[Marsupialized]

Got to open for Bottomless Pit at last summer's BBQ, so my wish has already been satisfied.

YOUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE ON THE PRF!!!

It's a real shame they spent half their set badmouthing you guys, but hey, YOU DID IT!

[Ptommydski]

Got to open for Bottomless Pit at last summer's BBQ, so my wish has already been satisfied.

Yeah I was thinking this too. How about a four day rockfest in Chicago, with all of my favourite people and basically my favourite bands in the world playing on my birthday? Wait, we did that already and it was the best thing ever!

Thus, I am indebted to the PRF already. I'd love to help other people but I have no discernible skills!

[Ptommydski]

It's a real shame they spent half their set badmouthing you guys, but hey, YOU DID IT!

We were still booing Police Teeth when Bottomless Pit were on.

[Marsupialized]

It's a real shame they spent half their set badmouthing you guys, but hey, YOU DID IT!

We were still booing Police Teeth when Bottomless Pit were on.

The only black mark on an otherwise amazing, joy filled weekend.

[tallchris]

Got to open for Bottomless Pit at last summer's BBQ, so my wish has already been satisfied.

YOUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE ON THE PRF!!!

It's a real shame they spent half their set badmouthing you guys, but hey, YOU DID IT!

The worst part was when Tim slapped Richy and then laughed at him for crying. And then slapped him again.

[Marsupialized]

Got to open for Bottomless Pit at last summer's BBQ, so my wish has already been satisfied.

YOUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE ON THE PRF!!!

It's a real shame they spent half their set badmouthing you guys, but hey, YOU DID IT!

The worst part was when Tim slapped Richy and then laughed at him for crying. And then slapped him again.

Well, he was pretty drunk

Look at these asshole kids, look what their wishes are:



The world is yours and you wanna go to fucking DISNEY? Give me a fucking break.
Anything you want, you being a sick ass dying kid, anything you want is yours and you say 'I want to go to fucking Disney world? What kind of stupid shit is that?
Also, electronics? I doubt they'll be of much use in heaven, you dumb little shit. GO FOR THE GOLD, KID. Make them regret that shit.
'I want to murder a drifter' or 'I want shoot an RPG at a cow' or 'I want a half hour of prime time network television to do with what I like'

[Ptommydski]

It's a real shame they spent half their set badmouthing you guys, but hey, YOU DID IT!

We were still booing Police Teeth when Bottomless Pit were on.

The only black mark on an otherwise amazing, joy filled weekend.

To be fair, I was shouting "Booo-urns".

[Marsupialized]

Yes, yes, it's all very amusing.

Can we get down to business here or does nobody have the stones to engage with their fellow posters on such a level?

[windofpain]

i want to be paid 90 dollars to kick frank black in the temple, make my wish come true

[Rotten Tanx]

I'd suck every PRF dick for a job. Gonna lose mine any day now.

[tania]

i would like for me and my boyfriend to be able to live in the same country and see each other every day instead of living in two different countries and seeing each other never. distance is really hard.

that or a new phone, either/or

[Marsupialized]

Just a suggestion, and this is just my suggestion as a person here and nothing more. One of many. A longer, more in depth and descriptive detailing of the need for something would likely spark more interest and action, I would think. Really lay it out. This is the thing, let me describe why that is the thing, this is what would fix that thing. I do not wish to squeeze anyone for any juice they don't wanna secrete willingly, just want to get this thing moving in a correct and meaningful direction. As this is the beginning here, I think maybe that would be a route to explore.