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What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Frank Decent on Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:53 pm

Eh? What's that kooky crooner up to?

Washing his bowling ball?
Organizing his Lionel Ritchie tapes?
Petting his kangaroo?

What?
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby coattail rider on Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:57 pm

hopefully nothing to do with making music
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Velgauder on Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:02 pm

Apparently, taking care of his sick mum.

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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Dave//Eksvplot on Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:10 pm

Trying out the Midyett Rub on a big slab of juicy steak (after reading about it in Bon Appetit).
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Luzwei on Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:20 pm

Talking with vegetables.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Red Square on Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:19 pm

heavy petting with inanimate objects...
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby ldopa_chicago on Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:21 pm

From my girlfriend: "Being pompa-dour?"
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Clyde on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:01 pm

Eating a bacon double cheeseburger followed by eating out Courtney Love.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby ldopa_chicago on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:06 pm

Getting a restraining order against Amelia.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Frank Decent on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:09 pm

ldopa_chicago wrote:Getting a restraining order against Amelia.


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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Frank Decent on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:17 pm

He is on his pogo stick. Up and down, up and down in the driveway. Just him and the stick. Pure pleasure.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Red Square on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:25 pm

amelia wrote:Making vegetarian lasagna and singing show tunes whilst dancing with his cat.


i think this is more what you're doing...
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby don.chaney on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:25 pm

Just sort of rolling a tomato on his face. Up his cheek, across his forehead.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Trey on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:27 pm

Rooting through his junk drawer for his Ikea Master Hex Key. They only give those to Platinum Plus customers. He returned the first one for a replacement because he told management it smelled like corn dogs and Chinese children's unwashed feet.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Angus Jung on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:30 pm

He's listening to Zapp in his '64 Impala, checking out the hydraulics.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Frank Decent on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:49 pm

Gazing into one of his many, many mirrors.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby coattail rider on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:53 pm

doing his hair
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby countwatula on Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:17 pm

Wallowing/dancing near some rocks in some desert in an ill-fitting polyester shirt.
That makes me an angry boy.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Red Square on Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:40 pm

amelia wrote:
Frank Decent wrote:Gazing into one of his many, many mirrors.


And applying moisturizer as he blows kisses at himself.


does he have shrink wrap on his ankles?
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Frank Decent on Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:00 am

Getting kicked outta the Playboy mansion for unruliness. Sonofabitch just can't keep his hands to himself!
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