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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:57 am

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amelia wrote:Moz is celibate.

YOU MEAN WAS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WERE REALLY ABOUT THAT MOZ LIFE PEOPLE THESE DAYS.



He doesn't ride cockhorse, OK?


I'm sorry, but I have to take the Warlock Pinchers' word over yours. I think they have some...uh...inside knowledge.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:06 pm

amelia wrote:
The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:
amelia wrote:
don.chaney wrote:
amelia wrote:Moz is celibate.

YOU MEAN WAS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WERE REALLY ABOUT THAT MOZ LIFE PEOPLE THESE DAYS.



He doesn't ride cockhorse, OK?


I'm sorry, but I have to take the Warlock Pinchers' word over yours. I think they have some...uh...inside knowledge.


FINE, but don't expect to get any Moz cupcakes or Moz crafts from me. :-|


Somehow, I think I'll get by.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby mufkin taskellsz on Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:31 pm

He is playing bumper pool with Andrew Ridgely in Ridgely's pied-a-terre while the rain drums the pavements outside. They are discussing top-fuel drag racing. Morrissey occasionally veers off into a lament that he can no longer find ChapEt at his local off-license. Ridgely, in an awkward attempt at consolation, obligingly chalks Morrissey's cue.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby sleepkid on Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:01 pm

Using Chrome's Incognito mode to search Google for "Male Pantaloons"
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Dudley on Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:32 pm

mufkin taskellsz wrote:Ridgely, in an awkward attempt at consolation, obligingly chalks Morrissey's cue.


This sentence. A thing of beauty.

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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby The Ditch on Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:01 pm

Having tired of skinheads, East End boxers, Essex wideboys, latinos and the French, Morrissey wonders what ethnic or subcultural group he can write silly homoerotic lyrics about. His pen poised above a blank page, he looks at a world map pinned to the wall for inspiration.

Maybe Jamaic-

He wrinkles his nose. No, that won't do. A sigh.

There must be something in Central Afr-

"I'd rather reform The Smiths" he groans aloud. No, no, no, no.

China?

Time to finally hang up the lame shirt, perhaps. But wait! The cork drinks coaster on the table. Corks. Hats.

Australia! Why hadn't he thought of that before? Furious scribbling. The Moz leans back, clears his throat.

"Uuuuuuurggghhhh, a-hey, a-hey, a-huurrrrrgh, walking to the rubgy with his beer and Shei-laaaaaa....."

He rushes to the phone.

"Boz? Boz? He's in the bath? Well tell him quick- call the labels and book a tour, I'm back in business!"
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Ernest on Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:25 pm

amelia wrote:Getting ready to kick ass on his new US tour, yay!!


The Farewell To Cooz Tour?
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Boombats on Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:27 am

Defending Kevin Spacey
http://www.indiewire.com/2017/11/morris ... 201898925/
“As far as I know, he was in a bedroom with a 14-year-old,” Morrissey added. “Kevin Spacey was 26, boy 14. One wonders where the boy’s parents were. One wonders if the boy did not know what would happen.”
Given Morrissey’s penchant for controversial remarks over the years, is it really so strange that he would go to bat for Spacey?
“I do not know about you but in my youth I have never been in situations like this. Never. I was always aware of what could happen,” Morrissey continued. “When you are in somebody’s bedroom, you have to be aware of where that can lead to. That’s why it does not sound very credible to me. It seems to me that Spacey has been attacked unnecessarily.”
Though he says he’s strongly opposed to sexual violence of all kinds, Morrissey thinks that occasionally “the person referred to as a victim is merely disappointed.”
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby ImDADA on Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:58 am

His commitment to out and out cuntery is almost commendable at this point. What a terrible person.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby first2letters on Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:31 am

Boombats wrote:Defending Kevin Spacey
http://www.indiewire.com/2017/11/morris ... 201898925/

“As far as I know, he was in a bedroom with a 14-year-old,” Morrissey added. “Kevin Spacey was 26, boy 14. One wonders where the boy’s parents were. One wonders if the boy did not know what would happen.”
Given Morrissey’s penchant for controversial remarks over the years, is it really so strange that he would go to bat for Spacey?
“I do not know about you but in my youth I have never been in situations like this. Never. I was always aware of what could happen,” Morrissey continued. “When you are in somebody’s bedroom, you have to be aware of where that can lead to. That’s why it does not sound very credible to me. It seems to me that Spacey has been attacked unnecessarily.”
Though he says he’s strongly opposed to sexual violence of all kinds, Morrissey thinks that occasionally “the person referred to as a victim is merely disappointed.”


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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Parbuckle on Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:40 am

He's celebrating the following, all of which occur today according to Wikipedia:

1) International Men's Day;

2) World Toilet Day;

3) the 75th anniversary of Operation Uranus.

I like that the final words of his latest rant are "Merely Disappointed", which is surely the title of his next single - perhaps the last one he releases before dying of quiff cancer.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Seby on Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:46 am

The Ditch wrote:Having tired of skinheads, East End boxers, Essex wideboys, latinos and the French, Morrissey wonders what ethnic or subcultural group he can write silly homoerotic lyrics about. His pen poised above a blank page, he looks at a world map pinned to the wall for inspiration.

Maybe Jamaic-

He wrinkles his nose. No, that won't do. A sigh.

There must be something in Central Afr-

"I'd rather reform The Smiths" he groans aloud. No, no, no, no.

China?

Time to finally hang up the lame shirt, perhaps. But wait! The cork drinks coaster on the table. Corks. Hats.

Australia! Why hadn't he thought of that before? Furious scribbling. The Moz leans back, clears his throat.

"Uuuuuuurggghhhh, a-hey, a-hey, a-huurrrrrgh, walking to the rubgy with his beer and Shei-laaaaaa....."

He rushes to the phone.

"Boz? Boz? He's in the bath? Well tell him quick- call the labels and book a tour, I'm back in business!"


ZOMG!
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Tommy Alpha on Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:25 am

Seby wrote:
The Ditch wrote:Having tired of skinheads, East End boxers, Essex wideboys, latinos and the French, Morrissey wonders what ethnic or subcultural group he can write silly homoerotic lyrics about. His pen poised above a blank page, he looks at a world map pinned to the wall for inspiration.

Maybe Jamaic-

He wrinkles his nose. No, that won't do. A sigh.

There must be something in Central Afr-

"I'd rather reform The Smiths" he groans aloud. No, no, no, no.

China?

Time to finally hang up the lame shirt, perhaps. But wait! The cork drinks coaster on the table. Corks. Hats.

Australia! Why hadn't he thought of that before? Furious scribbling. The Moz leans back, clears his throat.

"Uuuuuuurggghhhh, a-hey, a-hey, a-huurrrrrgh, walking to the rubgy with his beer and Shei-laaaaaa....."

He rushes to the phone.

"Boz? Boz? He's in the bath? Well tell him quick- call the labels and book a tour, I'm back in business!"


ZOMG!


Has this been HOFd? It should be HOFd.
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby Seby on Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:38 pm

Tommy Alpha wrote:
Seby wrote:
The Ditch wrote:Having tired of skinheads, East End boxers, Essex wideboys, latinos and the French, Morrissey wonders what ethnic or subcultural group he can write silly homoerotic lyrics about. His pen poised above a blank page, he looks at a world map pinned to the wall for inspiration.

Maybe Jamaic-

He wrinkles his nose. No, that won't do. A sigh.

There must be something in Central Afr-

"I'd rather reform The Smiths" he groans aloud. No, no, no, no.

China?

Time to finally hang up the lame shirt, perhaps. But wait! The cork drinks coaster on the table. Corks. Hats.

Australia! Why hadn't he thought of that before? Furious scribbling. The Moz leans back, clears his throat.

"Uuuuuuurggghhhh, a-hey, a-hey, a-huurrrrrgh, walking to the rubgy with his beer and Shei-laaaaaa....."

He rushes to the phone.

"Boz? Boz? He's in the bath? Well tell him quick- call the labels and book a tour, I'm back in business!"


ZOMG!


Has this been HOFd? It should be HOFd.


Seconded!
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Re: What Is Morrissey Doing Right Now?

Postby total_douche on Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:39 pm

Honestly, he's probably eating, masturbating, or dropping a duke.
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