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Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Sprague Dawley on Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:41 pm

Please do not tell the junior members about the existence of this private personal web blog of mine as it contains material of a highly personal and highly sensitive and private nature

Dear Web Blog

Hello. Steve here.

Thought I would share some holiday snaps of me relaxing at home with
my wives, as well as some photos of us out and about.

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“Do you wish to see me, Madam General? Oh dear! Panty shot! Film at 11!”





















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“Haha, no wife, wig is not for you. Hahaha. It is for my pubes.”


























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“Oh shit, sorry wife, it was dark and my dick accidentally went into
your fontanelle. Maybe you put my pubes wig on to hide your shame?
No tears on a Tuesday, wife! Yes, yes, I know. I am gentleman.”

























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“There. That’s better. Now then. Who’s up for a root?”



























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“JUST FUCKEN STAND UP STUPID BENDY RUBBER SHITHEAD WIFE.”




























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"I am so sorry that I brutally snapped both of your legs during surfing
lesson, wife. Here, have a drink. Oh, don't mind if I do."
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Janeway on Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:51 am

why dont these wives speak up? this guy seems like he's getting pretty angry
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Janeway on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:19 pm

*farfalle, fyp

just dont get any hair in the pasta, fyp

or else it becomes angel hair pasta, if you get hair in someones pasta theyre liable to bust a capellini
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Mason on Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:03 pm

This is like when people call in to The Best Show with their own bits.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Sprague Dawley on Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:14 pm

Dear Web Blog.

I recently stole a $675,000 Nikon camera.

I now consider myself a serious photographer with a potential disposition towards Art.

Feel free to take notes from this photographic blog entry in order to improve the quality of your own photographical work.


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I used an exposure
of 0.0308662 and an
aperture of 6.2881
for this shot.




















































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The brown material in the
foreground represents "earth".















































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There are 3 elements in this
photograph: light, colour and
jungle.



















































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The vivid splash of orange is
the centrepiece of this work.




















































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The motor vehicles represent
the Progress of Man lost in a
non-urban setting.






















































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Surprisingly, this shot is actually
symbolic of the female vagina.

























































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I waited 3 days for the sky to
adopt this hue.

Time and money well spent.























































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Post-modern deconstructionism.





























































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Poor planning. Any bear could just walk to the end of
that silly little fence and then walk around the end of it.





































































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No idea here.

Could be bin Laden's old hut?





























































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I wanted to take a close-up photo of the tree in the
distance but couldn't be bothered walking any closer.
























































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I used a ruler and a marker pen
to draw that black frame by myself.


















































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That DICK wandered into the
frame and RUINED the balance
of the picture.

FUCK HIM.

















































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I think this might be where the
Navy Seals finally found bin Laden?




















































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Could these be the remains of
bin Laden's old underground
tunnel network? Perhaps one
for the historians.




















































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No sign of bin Laden in this shot.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Pasta on Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:05 pm

Janeway wrote:*farfalle, fyp

just dont get any hair in the pasta, fyp

or else it becomes angel hair pasta, if you get hair in someones pasta theyre liable to bust a capellini


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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby eliya on Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:13 pm

Delete your account.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby hayate on Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:16 pm

when will they put tom goes to the mayor back on air? taeasgj is a little too over the top.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby mrcancelled on Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:28 pm

I think both shows are done unfortunately. I miss Tom Goes to the Mayor.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:31 am

And here I thought you were gonna bring up FM steve's old cooking blog.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Sprague Dawley on Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:46 pm

Dear Web Blog

Today I got drunk on alcohol and lost consciousness.

When I regained consciousness I could not help but notice that my illegitimate ginger stepson was also drunk on alcohol.

The little fuckwit must have drunk my leftover alcohol.

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Anyway, the little shithead soon got angry at me and demanded that I go and purchase more alcohol for him.

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Fuck I hate kids!

Oh well.




More later.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Anthony Flack on Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:58 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:And here I thought you were gonna bring up FM steve's old cooking blog.


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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Arson Smith on Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:06 pm

russ wrote:This is not a chat room, your blog or an AIM window.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby night_tools on Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:08 pm

100 shitposts

Give it a rest mate
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby Speedie on Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:46 am

night_tools wrote:100 shitposts

Give it a rest mate


'Tools is on the money here. Your angle was funny for about 5 minutes. Knock it off.
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby llllllllllllllllllllllll on Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:50 pm

Arson Smith wrote:
russ wrote:This is not a chat room, your blog or an AIM window.

night_tools wrote:100 shitposts
Give it a rest mate

Speedie wrote:
night_tools wrote:100
Give it a rest mate

'Tools is on the money here. Your angle was funny for about 5 minutes. Knock it off.


Oh, Christ. Lighten up
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Re: Private Personal Web Blog of Steve

Postby mrcancelled on Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:03 pm

Sprague Dawley stop degrading the integrity of this forum.

The only way in which you can now redeem yourself is to post your celebrity crush regardless of era.
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