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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby dropthebeat on Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:15 am

hellholiday wrote:The reverse Explorer is shit too.

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I actually have one of these. I bought it because it's hilarious and was cheap.

Aside from hanging really awkwardly (which is as much a function of my fat body as of its poor design), it's actually a pretty great guitar. Sounds surprisingly tame given the aesthetic choices (fucking carbon fibre inlay, dudes).

Here is a video wherein I am playing it fatly, replete with especially indulgent guitar solo. This was actually the first time I'd played it live, in spite of having had it for ~10 months. I almost like it now.

Anyway. I have a thing for hideous guitars sometimes.
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby TomWanderer on Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:48 pm

I could really go either way on that body. Not really wild enough to be like "whoa! shit!!", but I kind of like the lightning bolt style plate accentuating the shape. The headstock on the other hand...what the fuck. That is terrible. If they actually did a reverse Explorer headstock that would be something, but jesus... Thing looks like a club foot. Like the designer just wanted to go to lunch or something and said "fuck it" and drew a little blob at the end of the neck. I would say the guitar is just fine, but that headstock is one of the Ugliest Ever.
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby ldopa_chicago on Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:34 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:Jam econo for fuck's sake.

I play guitar and act tougher than I am in Fake Limbs.
I played bass in Burn Permits.
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Anthony Flack on Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:22 am

hellholiday wrote:The reverse Flying V been mentioned?
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That one needs "I'm with stupid" written on the headstock.
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Boombats on Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:27 am

It should be on the upper V horn, pointing at the wearer.
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Anthony Flack on Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:15 am

Arrow guitar is gonna be pointing at somebody's dick all night. I guess one thing is you could take it out onto the street beforehand and direct people to the gig.

That is not a reverse flying V dude. That is a mouse pointer shape.
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Boombats on Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:36 am

It's a good throwing guitar
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Anthony Flack on Sun Dec 24, 2017 3:51 am

Good point.




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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby qanda on Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:32 pm

Perhaps this custom guitar for Spencer Seim of Hella has been posted before but it may be worth posting again to point out "beard clippings" incorporated into the body.

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There's something charming about a guitar that was made really for only one person in the world.
What is the ugliest guitar you would have made for yourself to be used only by you?
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Sid Hartha on Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:12 am

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Needs more knobs and switches
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby hellholiday on Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:30 pm

Gibson in the 80's

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Swiss Cheese Guitar
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Boombats on Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:28 pm

Yet another instrument that is an actual physical pain to behold
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Sid Hartha on Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:41 pm

Why the red pickup - pimento?
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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby biscuitdough on Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:38 pm

Anthony Flack wrote:Arrow guitar is gonna be pointing at somebody's dick all night


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Re: The Ugliest guitar ever?

Postby Anthony Flack on Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:29 am

hellholiday wrote:Swiss Cheese Guitar
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