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Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Loretta on Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:04 am

again sorry if you have done this before but i dont know.


ok. it makes me laugh but britney spears "this loneliness is killing me"

is changed to "these are underpants are killing me"

stupid but makes me laugh
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Postby Loretta on Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:10 am

the eagles hotel california

"i had to stop for the night"

changed to " i had to stop for a shite"

ha ha ha ha cant stop.


stupid but i bet people will now sing what we put here
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Postby Linus Van Pelt on Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:21 am

Third Eye Blind - Some Shitty-Ass Song: "Everyone has to face down the demons" becomes "Everyone has toothpaste on the ceiling"

Smokey Robinson - Tears of a Clown: "Although she may be cute she's just a substitute" becomes "Although she may be cute she's just a prostitute"

Otis Redding - Hard to Handle:
"Boys and things that come by the dozen
But that ain't nothin' but drug store lovin'
Pretty little thing, let me light your candle'
Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now, gets around"
becomes
"na na na na na Stove Top Stuffin'
That Ain't Nothin' but a cold bran muffin
Hey little thing, electric can opener
is better than mechanical can opener, yes it is"

Peter Gabriel - In your Eyes: "In your Eyes" becomes "In your Ass"
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Postby Jeff on Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:27 am

Scorpions - "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane"

Jeff - "Here I am, hangin' out at Burger King"
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Postby sack of smashed assholes on Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:45 am

these are the the two that always come to mind.

one toke over the line sweet jesus " don't jump over the line sweet jesus"

dirtry deeds and there done dirt cheap " dirty deeds and the thunder chief"
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Postby Loretta on Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:53 am

i have loads.

i think everyone in my office just changes words and they then stick.

christinas Genie in a bottle has become genie in a vauxhall.

sophie ellis bexter "murder on the dancefloor" has also become "beef burger on the dancefloor"
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Postby cprlcoffee on Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:54 am

sack of smashed assholes wrote:these are the the two that always come to mind.

one toke over the line sweet jesus " don't jump over the line sweet jesus"

dirtry deeds and there done dirt cheap " dirty deeds and the thunder chief"


"dirty deeds done with sheep"
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Postby SpankMarvin on Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:55 am

In a similar way to Linus, I find myself replacing the word "substitute" for "prostitute", but I do it in the song by The Who. This has now become habit. I too enjoy singing "burger on the dancefloor", but I really make myself laugh when I hear that song, by making her voice even more English-sounding.

"Deej-Eye, gonna burn this god damn hise right dine!"

I know there are some others I do, but I can't think off hand what they are...
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Postby Loretta on Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:59 am

emile ford & the checkmates "what do you want to make those eyes at me for"

we change it to

"well what dya wanna make pork pies for me for"
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Postby belta on Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:58 am

well i know this is probably some where on the lines of blasphemy, but

nirvana, come as you are

"memory of"="dan marino"
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Postby Loretta on Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:08 am

i am a lineman for the county becomes
i am a linesman for notts county
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Postby night_tools on Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:40 am

'It's My Life' by Bon Jovi....

'It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever'

Somehow became

'It's my wife
That I caught you boning,
Now you're gonna get a kicking'

Man, those were the days.
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Postby Loretta on Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:43 am

brilliant

i cant get that out of my head now.

whats great is that when these songs come on in my office everyone will think that ive made them up.
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Postby areopagite on Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:22 am

"Love Shack" in irritating Fred Schneider voice.
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Postby spoot on Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:26 am

My take on Dirty Deeds is just to repeat "dirty deeds" over and over, rather than say "done dirt cheap." It's not risque or anything, but it sounds dumb enough to keep me entertained.

dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds and dah-dir-ty deeds
dirty deeds and dah-dir-ty deeds

etc.
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Postby Linus Van Pelt on Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:27 pm

spoot wrote:My take on Dirty Deeds is just to repeat "dirty deeds" over and over, rather than say "done dirt cheap." It's not risque or anything, but it sounds dumb enough to keep me entertained.

dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds and dah-dir-ty deeds
dirty deeds and dah-dir-ty deeds

etc.


I knew a guy who sang DMB's "Satellite" the same way for the same reason: "Satellite, satellite, satellite, sat - el - lite, satellite...."

I just remembered another: The Foundations' "Build Me Up Buttercup": "I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for you." becomes "I'll be home, I'll play the xylophone baby for you."

Also, despite not being a big Weird Al fan, any song he parodied, I'm liable to sing the parody version instead, especially "I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooo ooo ooo..."
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Postby Tree on Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:12 pm

spoot wrote:My take on Dirty Deeds is just to repeat "dirty deeds" over and over, rather than say "done dirt cheap." It's not risque or anything, but it sounds dumb enough to keep me entertained.

dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds dir-tee deeds
dirty deeds and dah-dir-ty deeds
dirty deeds and dah-dir-ty deeds

etc.


This is like when you do something like, say, shower with swim trunks on, and you think you're the only one who does that, then you find somebody who also shower with trunks on. I do this with tons of songs, specifically Christmas carols, and more specifically "Sleigh Ride".

Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go
Let's go, giddy-up
Giddy-up, let's go, let's go, giddy-up...


I also sing Led Zeppelin's "Misty Mountain Hop" with the lyrics as nothing but "really don't care, really don't care, really don't care, really don't care, really don't care...reeeeeaaaally doooooohooooon't caaaaaare!"


Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" as "I didn't fart, you liar" is always fun, too.
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Postby atdarecook on Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:10 pm

Back when TLC(?) had the song "Scrubs", I couldn't stop singing
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a plant that not a bush or tree

instead of
I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a man can get no love from me

I thought it was hillarious.

No one else did. I am stupid.
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Postby Brett Eugene Ralph on Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:18 pm

One of my favorite AM hits ever is "Magic" by Pilot. I absolutely love this song, even moreso because Pilot were either Swiss or Swedes or from some other non-rock hinterland.

Anyway, the chorus says "Ho Ho Ho, it's magic, you know, never believe it's not so," which is pretty funny in and of itself. But when this song came out, circa '75, we used to sing: "Ho Ho Ho, it's my dick, you know, it never will fit in that hole." It actually sounds like he says "mah dick," but you probably have to be from the South to hear it that way.

In a similar vein, we used to sing this amended chorus to Dobie Gray's "Drift Away":

Give me the beat, boys, and fill my soul
I wanna get lost in your hairy hole
And drift away...
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Lyrics you sing wrong

Postby chrysler on Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:58 am

Try Springsteen's "Tenth Avenue Freeze Out" to the tune of "Dead Devil in the Freezer." I guess it helps if you're ten years old and your Catholic parents have a chest freezer in the basement. Sweet dreams.

This one never quite worked for me, but it's charming nonetheless: Steve Miller's "Big Ol' Jet Airliner" somehow equals "We Don't Chat at a Lighthouse." Go figure.
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