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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Boombats on Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:44 pm

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Now I can't un-hear that
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Boombats on Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:23 pm

"Colostomy, is a tube and a cereal box
Incision, on my side is a bag
My derriere don't do anything
I "go" where I go, if you know what I mean.
Doodoo yeah"

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby J. Burns on Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:12 pm

In "Regulate"

"I can't believe they're taking Warren's wealth!"

becomes

"I can't believe they're taking Lawrence Welk!"

Like Warren G carries a Lawrence Welk tape with him for good luck and one of they guys gaffling him are like "Cool! Bet I can get three bucks for this at Amoeba!"
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Dudley on Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:28 pm

J. Burns wrote:In "Regulate"

"I can't believe they're taking Warren's wealth!"

becomes

"I can't believe they're taking Lawrence Welk!"

Like Warren G carries a Lawrence Welk tape with him for good luck and one of they guys gaffling him are like "Cool! Bet I can get three bucks for this at Amoeba!"


Even better, he's kept a mummified/zombiefied Lawrence Welk in his car, propped up between him and Nate Dogg, and now the day he's always dreaded has come around...

If it was a zombified LW, then they could get him to shout the "REGULATORS" sample at the beginning, in a "BRAINS!" kinda style
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby numberthirty on Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:55 am

Dudley wrote:
J. Burns wrote:In "Regulate"

"I can't believe they're taking Warren's wealth!"

becomes

"I can't believe they're taking Lawrence Welk!"

Like Warren G carries a Lawrence Welk tape with him for good luck and one of they guys gaffling him are like "Cool! Bet I can get three bucks for this at Amoeba!"


Even better, he's kept a mummified/zombiefied Lawrence Welk in his car, propped up between him and Nate Dogg, and now the day he's always dreaded has come around...

If it was a zombified LW, then they could get him to shout the "REGULATORS" sample at the beginning, in a "BRAINS!" kinda style


There should be a level above "HOF" for this post/reply combination.

Truly brilliant.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Boombats on Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:52 am

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you taste a piece of pee with poo

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:45 am

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Otto Parts on Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:14 pm

It's a nice day for a... light sweater
It's a nice day for a... CAAARDIGAAAAAN
Ow!
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:02 am

Nice.

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, Jody got married
I should've known they were fuckin' retards


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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:32 pm

Boombats wrote:"Colostomy, is a tube and a cereal box
Incision, on my side is a bag
My derriere don't do anything
I "go" where I go, if you know what I mean.
Doodoo yeah"

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haha lyrics were fun and all, but i just wanna say this song really makes me feel good to see this year like, it was a good jam between shitty times back in the day, and it's exactly the perfect sound now so much, has the same power and feel with every lyric sung

"dont let me get too deep"


ps pirates, fuck off seriously, i will haunt you with this one
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby zircona1 on Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:16 pm

'Exhuming McCarthy' by R.E.M., towards the end of the song when Michael Stipe repeats the title.

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:11 pm

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(much better than an)
Owner of a dolphin heart
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby WoundedFoot on Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:48 pm

Anthony Flack wrote:Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(much better than an)
Owner of a dolphin heart


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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:36 pm

She used to look good to me, but now I find her...
A sickly individual
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby total_douche on Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:42 pm

You've been raped by
You've been touched by
The school principal
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:44 am

She used to look good to me, but now I find her...
Insipidly predictable
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Boombats on Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:57 am

Anthony Flack wrote:She used to look good to me, but now I find her...
Insipidly predictable

Hey, if you don't have something nice to say to Janeway don't say it at all
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:57 am

Ooh baby I love Janeway, every day
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:39 am

Who else is gonna bring you a broken dildo?
Who else is gonna think lube is a bottle of Glade?
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:18 pm

Boombats wrote:
Anthony Flack wrote:She used to look good to me, but now I find her...
Insipidly predictable

Hey, if you don't have something nice to say to Janeway don't say it at all



omg boombats :roll: you are bein an ass in a bag

lyrics-wise, i came up with my own words to sing along to the jeopardy song , but now im not gonna tell you guys

haha boombats you wank. stop it
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