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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Christopher on Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:41 am

Lately been doing the license plate version of this.

Ex:
SVIN-LF
All right, Seven Loaf, let's pick a lane.

A friend in high school got a plate in tribute to his favorite Butthole Surfers song "Graveyard" -- of course GRVYRD immediately became Gravy Road, which irritated him to no end.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:37 am

jimmy spako wrote:Who else is gonna bring you a broken dildo?
Who else is gonna think lube is a bottle of Glade?


Also:

Who else is gonna bring you a broken dildo?
Who else is gonna bring you a body this lame?
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:16 am

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special needs
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby zircona1 on Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:20 am

Revisiting Moby's 'Play' this morning.

Feel the honey coming, sometimes
I want a real paycheck, sometimes
I'm gonna hop in the back, sometimes
I'm going over yeah, sometimes
- "Whatever happened to that album?"
- "I broke it, remember? I threw it against the wall, and it like, shattered."
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby mendoza on Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:07 pm

Beatles "She's A Woman"
My love don't give me Presence
The album by Led Zeppelin


They really were ahead of their time.

Billy Ocean "Suddenly"
Suddenly life has no meaning to me

Beach Boys "All Summer Long"
Won't be long til summer time is through
Not for us now!

I always sing
Won't be long til summer time is through
Kill your parents!


I always heard "Our Lips Are Sealed" as Armistice Seal.

There ought to be a separate thread for Misfits songs.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby geiginni on Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:16 pm

From a discussion of how Spider Man's spinnerets should be located in the anatomically correct spider-place:

[sung to the melody of the 1967 Spider Man theme]

"Spider man, spider man
Shoots a web, right out his can
Is it clean, who can say?
No, staring at it, won't make you gay
Look out, here comes the spider man!"
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:50 pm

New one with a lot of potential, sung over Femme Fatale:

'Cause everybody knows
He's Steven Seagal
He starred in Under Siege
He's Steven Seagal
He's such a Mojo Priest
He's Steven Seagal

See the way he stalks
Hear the way he rocks
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:57 pm

That's a prime slice of wrong-singing you've carved for yourself there Jimmy.

He's Steven Seagal
He is Putin's pal
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:53 pm

I'm doing all right
Getting good grades
My future's so bright
I wanna get AIDS
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby RSMurphy on Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:49 pm

Freezing! Can't feel my balls!
Screaming! No, nothing at all!
I am dying to jizz!
Cry out! Can't fap under ice!
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby travis k on Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:03 pm

Groove Is In The Heart-
Poop Is In The Fart
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby travis k on Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:04 pm

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby total_douche on Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:50 am

RSMurphy wrote:Freezing! Can't feel my balls!
Screaming! No, nothing at all!
I am dying to jizz!
Cry out! Can't fap under ice!

I almost peed myself. Thank you, I needed that.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Redline on Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:27 pm

That Sonic Youth straight-edge song...

"Marijuana...I don't think so...."

mendoza wrote:
I always heard "Our Lips Are Sealed" as Armistice Seal.

Nope. It's Alex the Seal
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:46 pm

You're a wobbly gut

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Oooh oooh oooh
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:38 am

when dadnesses take it too far...

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the lyrics i like to sing wrong is:

"shut your donut everything!"

shut your donut everything, johntravolta. and a happy new year :smt006
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:28 am

Old man take a look at my stats
I'm a lot like you were
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:21 pm

^omission of guilt


or maybe, emissions test of guilt
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:39 pm

I don't get it?

I just thought it was funny to take this deeply introspective song and make it about comparing "stats". So he's making some kind of really shallow, numerical comparison. Like Trump with all his talk about IQ scores. Check out my stats.

So he's still saying "look at my life" but from this ridiculous angle. Like he's trying to have a personal epiphany but all he's got is this really shallow lens to look through. Plus it's a funny word. Role playing game characters have "stats".

Maybe that's one of those things that is only funny to me.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:45 am

i thought it was a twist of fate funny like holy f when did i become my dad? like the sins of the father being passed down kinda “it’s official im a snake just like you”

i thought the stats were facts, like omg were both cheaters or manipulators to feel more clever than our surroundings or never owning up or any other disappointing guy trait

seemed like becoming your father in a bad way, if luke had gone to the darkside of the force “check out my stats dad, a hand for a hand”

maybe i rorschached myself into a negative zone here. i have a really bad fever flu and i also think it’s making me crabby :P
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