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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:58 am

ever since i finished phantom menace the other day, i’ve been singing this around the house and town

darth maul days
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby travis k on Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:53 pm

Monday I eat so healthy
Tuesday Wednesday gluten free
Thursday yoga class for me
It's Friday I take drugs
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby lumpenprole on Tue Jan 23, 2018 3:45 pm

travis k wrote:Monday I eat so healthy
Tuesday Wednesday gluten free
Thursday yoga class for me
It's Friday I take drugs


Coffee snorted out nose.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:12 am

While you were watchin' Home Alone at age thirteen
Poor Joe Pesci was dyin'
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:33 pm

Sorry you didn't see him
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:32 am

50/50 italian irish, italian bullhorn through my irish claddah ring, im half farina and half steel cut oats


cheers to my first family, daddy abandon mommy abuse and sister bully, ive heard is the trifecta a mistake could be born into.

did you guys know i was a mistake? the reason he ran i was guilted into believing, before my birth it was this "you me and the baby makes three" little family that got ruined with my crashing this party called life

i am the party though, so fuck em, and fuck the new family for treating me like alice from the brady bunch all these years cause that bish just kept smiling and fuckin the meat man and putting up with brady garbage even though theyre a family without her

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"oh we're the biggest mix up that you have ever seen
my father he was red and
my mother she was green"

8)
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:06 am

the truth is marching on, and the beat goes on...

i dont sing that for anything im just saying it poetically now after rereading my thing from before.



lyrically everytime i sing the new number order its different everytime, i can never rememebr the new number order shellac came up with. lets see...

my guesses are like.... nfintiy...infinity... a million and one, 1,000 hurts, 1000 hurts, 1000 pain dont hurts.... and a few parsecs

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wow the real new number order is like what i'd say for a dream salary and the best ages in life, has a lot of billions and millions and fun youth ages and fun retirement ages :P
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby total_douche on Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:29 pm

Ghey-a Buttsecks
The San Francisco treat!

(I usually throw in the little "wah!" from the end of the "we just figured out Blue's clues" song for reasons unknown to even me).
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:59 pm

look at me
im gluten free
lousy with these allergies
wont go to bread
cause it makes me dead
i cant
im gluten freeeeee!
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:02 am

I've got an Emo version of Spandau Ballet's True on the go. So far:

Fuck you
Fuckin' lousy creeps
All of you guys
Were never nice to me
Hurtin' my feelings, bro-to-bro
This is the sign of an asshole


After that I don't know what happens except possibly

I bought a ticket to Jimmy Eat World
And now I've come back again


Um I've also got

Teenage Ninja Ts
Bounce on canopies
Through a strafing machine gun
On a robot machine


Which is a new chorus for Daydream Believer by The Monkees.

Also seeing some potential in a geometry-themed rewrite of New Kid In Town by the Eagles called Euclid's In Town.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:02 am

You can also give True a Gainsbourgh twist:

Je fais des trous
Je fais des
petits
trous

You bought a ticket to the world, he punched it, and now you've come back again.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Janeway on Thu Feb 01, 2018 3:38 am

let's hear it for the boy
let's give the boy a ham


and i always picture a big pot roast kinda rotisserie ham, like hey that boy deserves it

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:18 pm

And I feel, so much depends on the weather...
So is Al Roker in your bedroom?
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Adam Sr on Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:06 am

You asked me what's my pleasure,
"A movie or a measure"?
I'll have a cup of tea
and tell you of my semen.
Semen is free.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:43 pm

He said "Leave me with Oates, I'm his family, man.
But if you push me too far, I'll slap fight."
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby travis k on Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:40 am

Lady GG

I've got social problems
Daddy never really loved me
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:53 pm

ANY BILLY JOEL FANS OUT THERE?!

I don't care for cuck play anymore,
this is my wife.
Go make love to your own wife,
leave me alone.
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby Tom Lael is Dogs on Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:46 pm

Rod Stewart: "Every picture tells a story, don't it?"

Me (as Homer Simpson): "Mmmm ... story donuts."
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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby uglysound on Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:12 pm

Sorry you lost your raisins

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Re: Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

Postby jimmy spako on Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:22 am

The chorus to the popular Glenn Frey tune "The Heat is On", co-written by Harold Faltermeyer incidentally:

Oho-wo-ho, oho-wo-ho
Cauterize my asshole, I've been looking out for you
Oho-wo-ho, oho-wo-ho
(Tell me it's a polyp)
(Tell me it's a polyp)
(Tell me it's a polyp)
The heat is on, the heat is on, the heat is on
Oh it's on my seat, the heat is on
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