Little details from your day

[lemur68]

I just received a phone call from an aunt who asked me if I could help her out for an event in the near future. She went through the trouble of getting a man by the name of Issam Nemeh to come perform here and heal people, Benny Hinn style. My "job" would be to catch the ill people as they fall. I don't know exactly what I should tell her

[Trey]

I just received a phone call from an aunt who asked me if I could help her out for an event in the near future. She went through the trouble of getting a man by the name of Issam Nemeh to come perform here and heal people, Benny Hinn style. My "job" would be to catch the ill people as they fall. I don't know exactly what I should tell her

You should totally do it. And when the person starts to fall, you fall too. When you get up, you say, 'Man, this guy is GOOD.'

[Trey]

[Arson Smith]

I just received a phone call from an aunt who asked me if I could help her out for an event in the near future. She went through the trouble of getting a man by the name of Issam Nemeh to come perform here and heal people, Benny Hinn style. My "job" would be to catch the ill people as they fall. I don't know exactly what I should tell her

How about this?: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - no. Love you, though."

[flyinghouses]

It would be a 2 day thing, over a weekend. My aunt is totally convinced this guy is legit. If I got the sense that there was the slightest disbelief from people actually dealing with an illness as they touch his mitt, I would have a hard time not expressing disgust. Maybe it could be fun if I wore a bow tie and was stricken with impulses of electrocution/dance, but I doubt it. Stuff like this really bothers me

[fantasmatical thorr]

I just received a phone call from an aunt who asked me if I could help her out for an event in the near future. She went through the trouble of getting a man by the name of Issam Nemeh to come perform here and heal people, Benny Hill style. My "job" would be to catch the ill people as they fall. I don't know exactly what I should tell her

How about this?: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - no. Love you, though."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Really?

[circle_ruler]

I just received a phone call from an aunt who asked me if I could help her out for an event in the near future. She went through the trouble of getting a man by the name of Issam Nemeh to come perform here and heal people, Benny Hill style. My "job" would be to catch the ill people as they fall. I don't know exactly what I should tell her

How about this?: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - no. Love you, though."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Really?

that's how i saw it too. delightful images abound.

[fantasmatical thorr]

Just got back from the gym, just ate some Vienetta. About to treat myself to some pork pie and HP sauce. It IS Sunday.

[Ty Webb]

Our new place is in a fantastic location, the proximity of so many Japanese restaurants and markets being a prime contributor. Downside is that it's way too easy to drink a shitload of top notch sake, which is what we did last night after a buddy and I spent 4 hours building a Gordian bastard of a garden shed. I'm hungover as hell and my shed is crooked, but it's another beautiful day in LA.

[davesec]

oh jesus am i ever hungover!!

[The Code is Almighty]

We just accepted an offer on our place. The time to move is upon us.

[Ty Webb]

Way to go, Code! Now the madness truly begins.

[fantasmatical thorr]

A little detail from my friend Naila's day who just moved to NYC from Birmingham, UK.

"Sitting in my room, smoking a rolled up cigarette and staring outside my open window into the street. A small woman walks up to a space between two cars, kneels down and takes a piss. She then got up without wiping herself, and casually walks off. Okay."

(East lower 6th/Ave A)

[thesurferrosa]

We just accepted an offer on our place. The time to move is upon us.

Hooray! Congrats!

[Boombats]

I drove my old boss's daughter to Bryn Mawr college today with all her stuff, in exchange for some cellulose insulation for my house. I left my van at the old job all day as I moved her in the work van. When I returned this evening, I found a large turd shaped lump on the roof of my minivan. Upon further inspection it turned out to be A PULPY MASS OF SMOOSHED FROGS AND MICE. Either someone is pissed, thinks they're funny, or a goose or something barfed on my fucking car. It stinks!!!

[jurgis rudkus]

Turned-on The Twilight Zone for the first time in a year; it's same episode as last time.

It's like something out of The Twilight Zone.

[dontfeartheringo]

I drove my old boss's daughter to Bryn Mawr college today with all her stuff, in exchange for some cellulose insulation for my house. I left my van at the old job all day as I moved her in the work van. When I returned this evening, I found a large turd shaped lump on the roof of my minivan. Upon further inspection it turned out to be A PULPY MASS OF SMOOSHED FROGS AND MICE. Either someone is pissed, thinks they're funny, or a goose or something barfed on my fucking car. It stinks!!!

Owl barf!!

[Arson Smith]

So this band needs help with a show in Saint Louis.

This band and I have common friends.

Common friends suggest this band get in touch with me to help, because I am Saint Louis.

I like this band.

I try to help.

I am unable to actually help.

I feel like a powerless loser ding-dong (again) for being unable to actually help (again).

I don't like feeling like this.

I probably can't actually help any bands get shows in Saint Louis.

[Boombats]

I drove my old boss's daughter to Bryn Mawr college today with all her stuff, in exchange for some cellulose insulation for my house. I left my van at the old job all day as I moved her in the work van. When I returned this evening, I found a large turd shaped lump on the roof of my minivan. Upon further inspection it turned out to be A PULPY MASS OF SMOOSHED FROGS AND MICE. Either someone is pissed, thinks they're funny, or a goose or something barfed on my fucking car. It stinks!!!

Owl barf!!

It's like an owl pellet, except that it hasn't been digested at all. Must have overdone it I guess.

[Dudley]

Played cricket yesterday. It was bastard hot. Even so, was feeling good whilst batting, defending well, had hit a couple of boundaries off looser balls, until I got bowled by a short pitched ball that I went to hoik but which shot along the ground.

Then kept wicket for the first time in 5 years. Again, was really enjoying it, being right there for every ball, until my mate Matt bowled a beautifully-flighted off break that drew the batsman forward, beat him through the gate and as a result, meant that I only picked it up again a milisecond before it slammed into my eyebrow. I went to retrieve the ball, to make sure they didn't sneak a run, but 1st slip told me stop and then I spotted the blood splashing all down my shirt and pads.

Two hours in A& E, I have four stitches, concussion and the shittest facial bandage you have ever seen. Weirdly, I just feel massively relieved that a) it hit me where it did, rather than eyes, nose or mouth and b) we still have the NHS, so I got sorted out for free after stupidly hurting myself playing a child's game.

Got back to the pub in time to be bought many sympathy pints. On days like these, summer in the UK ain't bad.