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Vile, sinful act: Analingus

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby RSMurphy on Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:26 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:Mark your calendars for January 14, everybody.

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Boombats on Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:59 pm

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Janeway on Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:01 am

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Janeway on Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:14 am

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Janeway on Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:13 pm

you know whats vile and sinful? these ridiculous ham and mayo scoop and oregano roll ups I'm eating like stogies sammiches they taste zippy but i know itstoo much mayo and you're not supposed to sprinkle so much oregano that your crunching into it like corn flakes cereal
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby jimmy two hands on Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:29 pm

RSMurphy wrote:
jimmy two hands wrote:Mark your calendars for January 14, everybody.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass


This is the day after my birthday, in addition to being the date of the Hideout show with The Rutabega.

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Janeway on Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:57 am

haha

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Boombats on Sat Mar 10, 2018 12:04 pm

I like how she has #2 on her mind
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby curry pervert on Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:12 am

Nah, that's the picture of when it's NOT an accident.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Janeway on Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:49 am

accident or not she loved it haha
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby hayate on Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:05 pm

It was her first time... said she really liked it. For myself.. we'd been in the shower for like 10 minutes, so everything pretty much tasted the same. I don't know what compelled me in the first place.. kind of just a momentary curiosity. Shower/restroom is the ideal place to be messing around with your lady's backdoor. There's really nothing repulsive about the opposite sex once you get intimate, provided they're both clean and attractive.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby travis k on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:53 pm

^ except in some instances for a gay person.
I had a gay work buddy who was almost petrified by vaginas.
He would literally shudder and/ or get dry heaves.
So naturally , like any good friend , I made it my personal mission to surprise him with cut outs of beaver shots from my extensive porno mag collection whenever possible. I would hide them in his books , in his drawers , in his wallet, even taped to my chest when we would meet somewhere.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Janeway on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:09 pm

experts should be called anal linguists. sounds like a college major :D
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby travis k on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:41 pm

^ It probably is at Oberlin.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby travis k on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:51 pm

It would be a lot cheaper to get that degree on the streets , though.
Hell, you could probably end up with money in your pocket.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Boombats on Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:16 pm

travis k wrote:^ except in some instances for a gay person.
I had a gay work buddy who was almost petrified by vaginas.
He would literally shudder and/ or get dry heaves.
So naturally , like any good friend , I made it my personal mission to surprise him with cut outs of beaver shots from my extensive porno mag collection whenever possible. I would hide them in his books , in his drawers , in his wallet, even taped to my chest when we would meet somewhere.

That's not something you wanna admit in public.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby travis k on Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:12 pm

Absolutely not
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby travis k on Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:26 pm

I meant his drawers where he keeps his private things and desires.
Not his underwear . Get your head out of the gutter.
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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Janeway on Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:56 pm

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Re: Vile, sinful act: Analingus

Postby Boombats on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:25 am

travis k wrote:I meant his drawers where he keeps his private things and desires.
Not his underwear . Get your head out of the gutter.

I wasn't referring to that. I mean you might not want to admit in public that you repeatedly harassed a gay man about his sexuality, forcing him to view pornographic material, at work no less. I don't know the details but it seems pretty shitty to me.
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