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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby 1973Human on Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:17 pm

We're only allowed to wank over Jesus.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby Boombats on Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:19 pm

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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby i am the smud on Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:28 pm

I advise any man who questions the need for feminism in 2015 to log on to a female friend's account (with her permission of course) and see the massive amount of disgusting shit women have to put up with in their inbox. My girlfriend (who I met thru work) showed me her old account for a larf. Within seconds of logging on there were 5 dudes offering to show her their dick.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby mmmribsmmm on Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:56 pm

Ok, Ok, so how do you pick up chicks?



Is joke, you see.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:11 pm

punch_the_lion wrote:
1973Human wrote:
Boombats wrote:
M.H wrote:
1973Human wrote: As a non-drinking woman I'd say this is probably isn't the best idea in the world.


J.H.C! What a response! Practically layers of awfulness!

Good luck with the online dating sweetie. I was unaware they had broadband connections in nunneries these days.


Hahaha! Layers of awfulness indeed you judgmental cunthole.


+1

This MH guy is a complete dink.


Jesus, it actually looks like a typical message found in a female OKC subscriber's inbox, unfortunately,
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby taylor swiftboat orgy on Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:44 pm

good lord these things still scare the shit out of me.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby 1973Human on Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:14 am

Best OKC username ever: sexual_samurai
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby Boombats on Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:54 am

1973Human wrote:Best OKC username ever: sexual_samurai

No need for him to send a dick pic; we already know he's cut.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby Boombats on Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:48 am

That's the one.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby drcroc on Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:21 pm

Charlie D wrote: I woke up yesterday morning to a text she had sent at about three, three thirty, that she doesn't think we're a match and good luck in my quest for love. Briefly, I think, What the fuck? We talked for all of ten minutes, you're going to base your deci -


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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby Charlie D on Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:32 pm

1973Human wrote:Best OKC username ever: sexual_samurai
Not going to lie, I would see a band called Sexual Samurai.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby jojobongo on Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:29 pm

Received a message on Plenty Of Fish simply saying "I'm interested". Kind of goes without saying if you're sending a woman a message dude?
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:04 pm

This is kinda interesting. I started messaging a couple of people. They both had high match rankings, 91 and 92%. They have about a seven year age difference between then but both have kinda similar interests and even a kinda similar look. I asked them both what they'd been reading currently and both answered, separately, Bad Feminist by Roxanne Grey.

Thing was, I was kinda messaging them back and forth at the same time, and had to wonder if they were both in on something.

I still don't know they're not.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby madmanmunt on Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:43 pm

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Bad Feminist


Would watch this film by Abel Ferrara.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:47 pm

madmanmunt wrote:
The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Bad Feminist


Would watch this film by Abel Ferrara.


Oh yeah, and the author's actual name is Roxane Gay.

Looks like I "screwed the pooch", as they say.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby ErikG on Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:09 pm

Is there a better alternative to this nowadays for meeting cool people/dating online (not just casual sex)?

Asking for a friend.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby jbar on Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:44 pm

ErikG wrote:Is there a better alternative to this nowadays for meeting cool people/dating online (not just casual sex)?

Asking for a friend.



I don't think so. Most people have migrated to Tinder and that's mostly a dead end, unless you get off on flakey, self absorbed types.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby SecondEdition on Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:44 pm

Shit sucks and I hate it. Online dating is a crock in general.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby Chromodynamic on Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:02 pm

SecondEdition wrote:Shit sucks and I hate it. Online dating is a crock in general.


I would say that modern dating is a crock in general. You cannot show the slightest imperfection or otherwise do anything that would make you seem remotely human; the moment someone gets the impression that a successful dating relationship may actually involve some work/effort, and may not always have your loins aquiver, you will be dumped and the next person in line will be queued up.
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Re: Website: okcupid.com

Postby brephophagist on Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:07 pm

ErikG wrote:Is there a better alternative to this nowadays for meeting cool people/dating online (not just casual sex)?


I heard good things about Bumble from some straight ladies who are legit catches. The key mechanic is that women have to message first; dudes can't initiate.

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