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Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby eephour on Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:58 pm

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CRAP or NOT CRAP
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby a. james on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:15 pm

not crap.

except when the bathroom is located in an ethnic area and the graffiti is racist towards that specific ethnicity.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby aen on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:45 pm

I liked to do "CUBA!" and "GODZILLA" at the university.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby Rotten Tanx on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:52 pm

There's a metal pub in town (the music, not the material) that has graffiti in it's one cubicle by lots of bands. One says:

<name of band>
Heavier than Roseanne Barr riding a concrete hippo
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby JC23by5 on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:59 pm

I've read some funny shit on bathroom walls. I was in a local diner a few weeks ago and someone had written "Flush twice please....it's long way to the kitchen" on the bathroom wall. Laughed my ass off. My favorite was one written above a urinal in this bar I used to frequent in college, it read: "Don't look here for something to laugh about. The joke is your hand right now."
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby lemur68 on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:02 pm

eephour wrote:Image


CRAP or NOT CRAP


Does that say "WATCH YOUR BACK" or "WATCH YOUR DICK"?
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby Lonesome Bulldog on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:02 pm

Not Crap, except when I wrote on a bathroom wall with a piece of crap. That was the definition of a C/NC.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby JC23by5 on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:04 pm

lemur68 wrote:
eephour wrote:Image


CRAP or NOT CRAP


Does that say "WATCH YOUR BACK" or "WATCH YOUR DICK"?


I read it as "Watch your back. Your Mom is a man." A warning of sorts.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby vockins on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:05 pm

I think my favorite of the last ten years has been "TELETUBBIES DRIVE THE NEW DAEWOO." Not illustrated. I thought about the dude that wrote that a lot.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby Marsupialized on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:17 pm

Rotten Tanx wrote:There's a metal pub in town (the music, not the material) that has graffiti in it's one cubicle by lots of bands. One says:

<name of band>
Heavier than Roseanne Barr riding a concrete hippo


I had an old boss who, when it was hot out he'd say 'It's hotter out here than 5 fat bitches jammed in a volkswagen beetle in the middle of the summer with the windows rolled up, the heater on full blast and they are cooking weinies over a campfire in the backseat!'

That shit was pretty funny. He'd say it every day. The end was always different, I used the weinies one as an example but they were always doing something different. Spot welding, making cupcakes in an easy bake oven, etc...
Man that dude was funny as fuck.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby hench on Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:47 pm

vockins wrote:I think my favorite of the last ten years has been "TELETUBBIES DRIVE THE NEW DAEWOO." Not illustrated. I thought about the dude that wrote that a lot.


this is fantastic and i want to make a short film about that dude.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby SecondEdition on Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:13 pm

Some bathroom graffiti is wonderfully funny, but some of it is just horrible. I have seen some of the most virulently racist sentiments in bathroom graffiti.

I did once use a quote from Tracy Pew as bathroom graffiti. It fit the occasion.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby a. james on Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:46 pm

SecondEdition wrote:I did once use a quote from Tracy Pew as bathroom graffiti. It fit the occasion.
what was the quote?

also, my favorite bathroom graffiti was "E=MC5."
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby Jodi S. on Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:51 pm

There's a bar in the E. Village that has the men's room painted with blackboard paint, so you can write with chalk on the walls.

The women's room doesn't have it though. SEXIST.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby eephour on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:00 pm

Pulled from Lance Bang's tumblr. Its from the dressing room in the 40 Watt, Mudhoney left it for them. Its supposed to say "Nirvana Go Home"( can I resize it somehow?)

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http://lancebangs.tumblr.com/post/47722 ... room#notes
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby Wheel on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:12 pm

My paw told me that sometime after the IRA hunger strikes, in a toilet he seen:

"We will always remember you, Jimmy Sands"
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby WMFS on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:39 pm

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not crap.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby Marsupialized on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:18 pm

Marsupialized wrote:
Rotten Tanx wrote:There's a metal pub in town (the music, not the material) that has graffiti in it's one cubicle by lots of bands. One says:

<name of band>
Heavier than Roseanne Barr riding a concrete hippo


I had an old boss who, when it was hot out he'd say 'It's hotter out here than 5 fat bitches jammed in a volkswagen beetle in the middle of the summer with the windows rolled up, the heater on full blast and they are cooking weinies over a campfire in the backseat!'

That shit was pretty funny. He'd say it every day. The end was always different, I used the weinies one as an example but they were always doing something different. Spot welding, making cupcakes in an easy bake oven, etc...
Man that dude was funny as fuck.


Ha! Tony, forgot about that dude, real good guy. I laughed every single time and would look forward to what the end would be each and every day, never disappointed.
I wish I knew more funny motherfuckers like Tony. People are just devoid of anything good these days, just fuckin' dull all the way around. I have had about enough of it.

As far as the subject, I always carry a black magic marker on me for a reason.
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby jeff_fox on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:32 pm

WMFS wrote:Image

not crap.

WOW.
not crap. The best ones are the ongoing conversations/retorts.
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-shut up fag
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Re: Graffiti: Bathroom

Postby iembalm on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:38 pm

The good stuff is not crap. The bad stuff makes me want to find the "artist" and knock his teeth out.

In a men's room at one of the colleges at UC-Santa Cruz around 1990:

Help a woman get out of a bad relationship:
Send $1 to (address)

"Visualize Whirled Peas" I first saw in Milwaukee about fifteen years ago.

Also in Milwaukee, I went with a black friend to watch a Packers game at a place on Water Street, and on the wall above the urinals there were bits of advertising behind plastic, one of which had a picture of school-age black children being happy kids, and someone had written "Welfare Bugs" over it with a marker on the plastic. We went there the next week and it was still there. He spoke to the manager and they took care of it, but it was pretty sad it took an actual black person bringing it up for them to care enough to clean it off.

At Knott's Berry Farm there used to be a saloon in the Ghost Town section that had a tiny little wooden plaque on the ceiling above the barstools that read, "Whatcha lookin up here fer?" The first time I saw it I was drunk enough to almost piss myself.

When I was a little kid my family went to some chain place in Orange County which had a Mexican saloon decor, including the bathrooms. In the men's there was a painting of a bandito, I guess - bandoliers, guns drawn - and underneath it had been painted, "Valdez is coming!" Some wit had then written under it, "Valdez is breathing hard."

"Press button-Receive bacon!" is awesome.

A Google search for "bathroom graffiti" yields

Vonnegut? Vonnegut?
Fuck That Shit!
Philip!
K!
Dick!
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