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Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

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Honey Badger all the way
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby numberthirty on Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:59 am

Honey badgers are indeed a whole other ball game(intentional joke) but, a wolverine could probably give a honey badger or a tasmanian devil a run for the money.
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby japmn on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:38 am

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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby m.koren on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:32 pm

numberthirty wrote:Honey badgers are indeed a whole other ball game(intentional joke) but, a wolverine could probably give a honey badger or a tasmanian devil a nasty-ass STD
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby m.koren on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:41 pm



Man, we humans are such pussys. :cry:
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby Marsupialized on Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:09 pm

There's a long form nature movie on the honey badger called 'the biggest jerk in the animal kingdom' it's great. I have been trying to find it on DVD for years.

It shows how he's pretty much the only animal that goes out of it's way to be an asshole for no reason other than the sake of making life worse for other animals.

Examples:

He'll run up on another animal who has caught some food and chase it away and eat their catch. Jerk move yeah, but it gets better. He does this to lions, tigers, everyone is scared of the honey badger....they all run.
He stuffs himself silly till he can barely move while the other animal waits for him to finish and move along so he can at least get the scraps of his own catch.
When the honey badger is finished and ready to leave, he turns around and sprays shit all over the leftovers so nobody else can have any. No matter how much is left, he ruins it and leaves. What a jerk.

Also, at night when he wants to sleep, even though he is perfectly capable of digging his own den he finds a fox's den and chases them out and sleeps there. The fox family wait out in the cold for him to wake up and leave. As he gets to the front door he stops and sprays shit all over the entrance. Just to be a dick.

There's a bunch more but you get the idea. Just a total prick.
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:23 pm

Yeah, I was pretty disturbed that the honey badger was an aggressive home invader as opposed to just a hunter/scavenger.
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby m.koren on Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:30 pm

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Yeah, I was pretty disturbed that the honey badger was an aggressive home invader as opposed to just a hunter/scavenger.


Maybe you should write him a letter ?
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:58 pm

m.koren wrote:
The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Yeah, I was pretty disturbed that the honey badger was an aggressive home invader as opposed to just a hunter/scavenger.


Maybe you should write him a letter ?



What...invite him over? That sounds like a great idea.

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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby m.koren on Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:13 pm

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:What...invite him over? That sounds like a great idea.

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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby a. james on Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:51 pm

Marsupialized wrote:There's a long form nature movie on the honey badger called 'the biggest jerk in the animal kingdom' it's great. I have been trying to find it on DVD for years.

It shows how he's pretty much the only animal that goes out of it's way to be an asshole for no reason other than the sake of making life worse for other animals.

Examples:

He'll run up on another animal who has caught some food and chase it away and eat their catch. Jerk move yeah, but it gets better. He does this to lions, tigers, everyone is scared of the honey badger....they all run.
He stuffs himself silly till he can barely move while the other animal waits for him to finish and move along so he can at least get the scraps of his own catch.
When the honey badger is finished and ready to leave, he turns around and sprays shit all over the leftovers so nobody else can have any. No matter how much is left, he ruins it and leaves. What a jerk.

Also, at night when he wants to sleep, even though he is perfectly capable of digging his own den he finds a fox's den and chases them out and sleeps there. The fox family wait out in the cold for him to wake up and leave. As he gets to the front door he stops and sprays shit all over the entrance. Just to be a dick.

There's a bunch more but you get the idea. Just a total prick.
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby Boombats on Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:31 pm

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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby Redline on Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:34 pm

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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby Marsupialized on Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:42 pm

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I want to let it be known I was once again ahead of the curve, extolling the ferocity of the Honey Badger WAY before the whole 'Honey Badger don't care' thing took off.
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby zom-zom on Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:53 pm

Man I cannot stand that bitchy swishy idiot who narrates that honey badger thing. So stupid.

Also, Wisconsin is the "Badger State" due to holes from miners. Nothing at all to do with the animal. Look it up.
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby jimmy two hands on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:25 pm

The honey badger has long been a favorite mustelid of mine, and has been my pet name for Mrs. Two Hands for nearly a decade. That youtube meme has irritated me since day one.
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby Redline on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:36 pm

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Also, Wisconsin is the "Badger State" due to holes from miners

True that..

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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby zom-zom on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:44 pm

Now the Badger badger badger video is something I approve of.

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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby Tommy on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:53 pm

numberthirty wrote:a wolverine could probably give a honey badger a run for the money.


Now that's a fair fight.
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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby Redline on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:54 pm

This is the trailer for the movie Marsupialized is talking about

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Re: Bad MotherfuckerDome: Honey Badger vs. Tasmanian Devil

Postby Marsupialized on Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:53 pm

The part where he shits all over the leftovers after he's stuffed himself while a big group of all kinds of animals waits for him to leave is classic. A bunch of lions originally killed the thing and you can see them almost shake their head as they walk away 'why's he gotta SHIT on it? What does he get out of that?There was a ton left over!'

The cute little whatever they are that he evicts from their house when he's too lazy to dig his own den for the night, same deal. In the morning, he stops, stretches, and leaves a giant dump right in the doorway as they look on. 'Thanks for letting me crash, assholes'
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