Marsupialized wrote:There's a long form nature movie on the honey badger called 'the biggest jerk in the animal kingdom' it's great. I have been trying to find it on DVD for years.
It shows how he's pretty much the only animal that goes out of it's way to be an asshole for no reason other than the sake of making life worse for other animals.
He'll run up on another animal who has caught some food and chase it away and eat their catch. Jerk move yeah, but it gets better. He does this to lions, tigers, everyone is scared of the honey badger....they all run.
He stuffs himself silly till he can barely move while the other animal waits for him to finish and move along so he can at least get the scraps of his own catch.
When the honey badger is finished and ready to leave, he turns around and sprays shit all over the leftovers so nobody else can have any. No matter how much is left, he ruins it and leaves. What a jerk.
Also, at night when he wants to sleep, even though he is perfectly capable of digging his own den he finds a fox's den and chases them out and sleeps there. The fox family wait out in the cold for him to wake up and leave. As he gets to the front door he stops and sprays shit all over the entrance. Just to be a dick.
There's a bunch more but you get the idea. Just a total prick.
i have the feeling you'll be sprayed with shit if your SO ever decides she's done with you.
i love you.