Hyper-hygienic practice: Washing your ass after defecation.

[crustandcrumb]

Minor inconvenience, major peace of mind.

I've been doing it for a couple of weeks now. Takes about two minutes. I swear by it.

[pet fever detector]

being a dude with a hairy ass makes me wish bidets were commonplace in north america.

[goosman]

being a dude with a hairy ass makes me wish bidets were commonplace in north america.

Ten yards for sharing.

Though I share your sentiment about bidets. When we built our house I could not convince my wife that we needed one. Someday I'll get one of those wacky Japanese seats with the built in bidet, dryer, TV, VCR, GPS, etc.

[Pibroch]

They make special adult "baby wipes" for this specific purpose. I was forced to use my son's baby wipes a few times when we ran out of dry TP. It was somewhat uncomfortable but not terrible. I'd do it again.

[geiginni]

being a dude with a hairy ass makes me wish bidets were commonplace in north america.

[Sox]

[andyman]

being a dude with a hairy ass makes me wish bidets were commonplace in north america.

I'm tempted, but can you imagine hitting 50 with stubble?

[pet fever detector]

being a dude with a hairy ass makes me wish bidets were commonplace in north america.

i think i'll try improving my diet first.

[Marsupialized]

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Minor inconvenience, major peace of mind.

I've been doing it for a couple of weeks now. Takes about two minutes. I swear by it.

Explain this to me.

Like, you shit. Then what? Take a shower immediately? Or do you like, stretch out in some yoga pose and get a loofa up in there after every delivery?

[Rimbaud III]

l

Minor inconvenience, major peace of mind.

I've been doing it for a couple of weeks now. Takes about two minutes. I swear by it.

Explain this to me.

Like, you shit. Then what? Take a shower immediately? Or do you like, stretch out in some yoga pose and get a loofa up in there after every delivery?

I have what some might term as an obsessive compulsion when it comes to personal hygiene, and no part of my anatomy is exempt from the behaviour that comes out of this. Washing your arse doesn't need to involve much more than some damp toilet paper. It's not difficult, and it makes being rimmed that much more tolerable for the young Brazillian boys you pick up on the beach.

[crustandcrumb]

That's the next step, I think, is moistened wipes. I'm going to pick some up tonight, in fact.

[Marsupialized]

How about this.

Take an airhorn, like this:



Fill the the red part there with soapy water or whatever cleaning agents you like.

Place the nozzle on your anus in such a way that it creates a perfect seal, where no air can escape.
Press the button and off you go into lala land.

[Rimbaud III]

That's the next step, I think, is moistened wipes. I'm going to pick some up tonight, in fact.

My toilet is never short of these. Why should babies be the only people on the planet to have clean ring-pieces? And I'm not even kidding about that.

[Trad]

That's the next step, I think, is moistened wipes. I'm going to pick some up tonight, in fact.

My toilet is never short of these. Why should babies be the only people on the planet to have clean ring-pieces? And I'm not even kidding about that.

+1

[crustandcrumb]

whatever cleaning agents you like.

Is there a C/NC on asshole bleaching yet?

[Marsupialized]

asshole bleaching

[tommydski]

My toilet is never short of these. Why should babies be the only people on the planet to have clean ring-pieces? And I'm not even kidding about that.

Yeah I have these as well as toilet paper.

I have them in my toiletries bag as well for when I'm travelling. Useful for all kinds of fluids.

[Pibroch]

How about this.

Take an airhorn, like this:



Fill the the red part there with soapy water or whatever cleaning agents you like.

Place the nozzle on your anus in such a way that it creates a perfect seal, where no air can escape.
Press the button and off you go into lala land.

This is a magical, fulfilling post. I shall airhorn my ass tonight in honor of this post.

[Robert G]

A blogger/artist/character who I used to read quite often, Momus (who maybe known to some here as Nick Currie, former member of The Happy Family) made a post in his LJ about the fascinating history of the different toilets of Japan, simply called Japanize your ass! If he is to be believed, then most Japanese seem to love their Washlets (what they call the toilets that have the self-heating seats and wash your ass after you're done). I'll be honest, I wouldn't mind trying out one of these things myself.

[JC23by5]

I fail to see a problem with this............