Hyper-hygienic practice: Washing your ass after defecation.

[timpickens]

For a while, I was at that scared-to-shit-when-around-the-girlfriend stage, and any time I really had to shit I would just say that I was going to take a shower, and I would shower after dropping the goods. Doing this always made me feel clean. It's amazing what having a crystal clean butthole can do for your overall well-being.

Luckily I'm at the point when shitting around the woman ain't no thang. And not to change the subject, but at what point are you comfortable to shit around a significant other? Mine was right after meeting her parents.

[wellsyuk]

That's the next step, I think, is moistened wipes. I'm going to pick some up tonight, in fact.

My toilet is never short of these. Why should babies be the only people on the planet to have clean ring-pieces? And I'm not even kidding about that.

I'm with you on that. Do NOT flush the fuckers though, it will block your toilet in a short space of time - so put them in a bag lined mini-bin.

[crustandcrumb]

That's the next step, I think, is moistened wipes. I'm going to pick some up tonight, in fact.

My toilet is never short of these. Why should babies be the only people on the planet to have clean ring-pieces? And I'm not even kidding about that.

I'm with you on that. Do NOT flush the fuckers though, it will block your toilet in a short space of time - so put them in a bag lined mini-bin.

Wait, what? That's disgusting. You're kidding, right?

[wellsyuk]

The final wipe is with the wet wipe, so there's not shit all over the place in a big shitty bin like you seem to imagine. It's contained.









OK I'm talking about bins and shit..... what on earth is going on here.

[enframed]

being a dude with a hairy ass makes me wish bidets were commonplace in north america.

+1.

this thread have lolz.

[enframed]

being a dude with a hairy ass makes me wish bidets were commonplace in north america.

Ten yards for sharing.

Though I share your sentiment about bidets. When we built our house I could not convince my wife that we needed one. Someday I'll get one of those wacky Japanese seats with the built in bidet, dryer, TV, VCR, GPS, etc.

toto. they make great toilets. the local water district is passing out free low-flow toilets and were getting a free toto soon.

[offal]

You fuckers have completely lost your minds.

[GrossOldWig]

meh

[enframed]

paging zom-zom. zom-zom to the ass-washing thread, please.

[Colonel Panic]

There are rare defacatory occasions where a "power wash" is the only advisable option. Like those cases of hershey squirts or "loose stool" where the shit gets smeared all over the insides of your cheeks during wiping. What are you gonna do in a situation like that? You could use half a roll of T.P. and still be stuck with the funk.

Ever been in an elevator with somebody who reeks of shit-ass? You sure don't want to be that guy.

For a while, I was at that scared-to-shit-when-around-the-girlfriend stage, and any time I really had to shit I would just say that I was going to take a shower, and I would shower after dropping the goods. Doing this always made me feel clean. It's amazing what having a crystal clean butthole can do for your overall well-being.

Agreed. I'm down with this. It's usually not 100% necessary, but if you have the time, why not? There's nothing wrong with being conscientious about keeping a clean ass. It's the extra little bit of effort that says, "I care enough to scrub my butt in the shower, just for you, my dear." Now that's romance.

[Redline]

Who voted Crap? You sicko bike seat sniffing jerk, yeah, lets not discourage folks from stankin'...Dag...

[Lonesome Bulldog]

It is not a bad practice, but I suggest cleaning the sink well and decently tipping the restroom attendant. Also make sure there are no children present.

[kenoki]

That's the next step, I think, is moistened wipes. I'm going to pick some up tonight, in fact.

My toilet is never short of these. Why should babies be the only people on the planet to have clean ring-pieces? And I'm not even kidding about that.

I'm with you on that. Do NOT flush the fuckers though, it will block your toilet in a short space of time - so put them in a bag lined mini-bin.

Wait, what? That's disgusting. You're kidding, right?

thank you thread!

i just read this volley to the person and he took it as meaning english men who use moistened wipes have a special lined bin just for man wipes, like the sanitary bin for maxi pads.

[D./Eksvplot]

Airhorn up your ass!

[enframed]

That's the next step, I think, is moistened wipes. I'm going to pick some up tonight, in fact.

My toilet is never short of these. Why should babies be the only people on the planet to have clean ring-pieces? And I'm not even kidding about that.

I'm with you on that. Do NOT flush the fuckers though, it will block your toilet in a short space of time - so put them in a bag lined mini-bin.

again, this is where the toto toilet comes in.

[crustandcrumb]

UPDATE.

I have officially made the transition to wipes. Have been using the unscented Target brand ones. I just throw the spent wipes in the trash. It's not an issue for me.

Thanks for your support.

Jesse

[Mick Shrimpton]

Unless your diet consists of strained peas and mushy carrots, your stool should be firm enough for dry paper.

Let's consult the expert,

[syntaxfree07]

That's the next step, I think, is moistened wipes. I'm going to pick some up tonight, in fact.

My toilet is never short of these. Why should babies be the only people on the planet to have clean ring-pieces? And I'm not even kidding about that.

I'm with you on that. Do NOT flush the fuckers though, it will block your toilet in a short space of time - so put them in a bag lined mini-bin.

Wait, what? That's disgusting. You're kidding, right?

Or just buy the ones that say "flushable." Been doing this for years without problem. Man wipes.

[crustandcrumb]

just buy the ones that say "flushable." Been doing this for years without problem. Man wipes.

didn't realize there are these. will try. thx.

[Boombats]

UPDATE.

I have officially made the transition to wipes. Have been using the unscented Target brand ones. I just throw the spent wipes in the trash. It's not an issue for me.

Thanks for your support.

Jesse

I just read an article about rectal cancer and how chemically treated ass wipes raise the risk of malignant bung tumors by something like 2000 percent.