Hyper-hygienic practice: Washing your ass after defecation.

[jimmy two hands]

UPDATE.

I have officially made the transition to wipes. Have been using the unscented Target brand ones. I just throw the spent wipes in the trash. It's not an issue for me.

Thanks for your support.

Jesse

I just read an article about rectal cancer and how chemically treated ass wipes raise the risk of malignant bung tumors by something like 2000 percent.

Do these wipes got benzene in them or something? That would do a great job talking care or a really greasy poo.

[tania]

[Marsupialized]

I have started slicing deep gashes into my arms with a razor blade every time I shit, it really helps with the shame.

[Arson Smith]

Man wipes.

Though I share your enthusiasm for the forthcoming Fake Limbs record,
I'm sorry to have to point out that you done posted in the wrong thread.

[The MayorofRockNRoll]

I've heard...maybe one of you guys can attest to this but...if you have a little bit of soap with every meal, your shits actually clean your ass on the way out.

I remember getting my mouth washed out with soap as a kid, and I think it might've had a similiar effect.

Maybe some of you guys should test this out for me.

[lemur68]

by crustandcrumb

[Bernardo]

Don't you waste a whole lot more toilet paper drying up?

[lemur68]

Don't you waste a whole lot more toilet paper drying up?

Your national uniform is the thong. I'm sure you can understand the importance of a clean backside.

[numberthirty]

Fact #1: Sometimes yayo is cut with baby laxative.

Fact #2: I've known a few fans of that yayo.

Fact #3: If you get that baby laxative yayo, washing your ass/showering is a must.

[Luzwei]

Nah, man. Just before.

[crustandcrumb]

Don't you waste a whole lot more toilet paper drying up?

two squares to dry off. the peace of mind it affords me? INNUMERABLE.

[RSMurphy]

I've heard...maybe one of you guys can attest to this but...if you have a little bit of soap with every meal, your shits actually clean your ass on the way out.

[Marsupialized]

[RSMurphy]

[Isabelle Gall]

Grown ass men.

[madmanmunt]

Grown ass men.

"Grown-ass men."

or

"Grown ass-men."?

It's an important distinction.

[Isabelle Gall]

Grown ass men.

"Grown-ass men."

or

"Grown ass-men."?

It's an important distinction.

Yes, is joke at the expense of grammar.

[The MayorofRockNRoll]

Grown ass men.

"Grown-ass men."

or

"Grown ass-men."?

It's an important distinction.

Yes, is joke at the expense of grammar.

How about clean-ass men?

[eliya]

Are we talking wiping first and then washing, or just washing right away? If it's the latter, then that's just nasty. I use the wet wipes too when needed.

Also, Fake Limbs should have called their record Men Wipes.

[turnbullac]

Corn cobs. Reusable and tasty. The Indians knew what was what.