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Band: Chelsea Light Moving

Postby hylje on Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:40 am

Thurston Moore has a new band, Chelsea Light Moving.
Apparently that tired dildo on legs calls his new genre Burroughs Rock, after William S. Burroughs, of course.

http://www.matadorrecords.com/matablog/ ... ton-moore/


And it is, maybe surprisingly crap.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby emmanuelle cunt on Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:03 pm

Shit sounds just like Sonic Youth, can't they carry on without Kim Gordon? Her contributions to the band were almost universally crap, and always crap since mid 90's anyway.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby ::: on Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:46 pm

I like the song OK.

Chelsea Light Moving's press release wrote:zero pop hate puppy Steve Albini

What?
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby Big John on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:31 pm

Then we play Missoula, hometown of zero pop hate puppy Steve Albini.


Somehow the blurb reads like someone who has only read rock reviewers for their entire life and is attempting a desperate appeal to them in their indigionious language.

But rock reviewers wear their influences on their sleves,

Chelsea Light Moving = Art Movers (chelsea is the art gallery district in Manhattan - the light movers truck the paintings around).

Going on about Burrows is cool enough, I mean Patty Smith has been doing it for years.

I thought that Thurston might have used this oppertunity to create the Dark Black Metal band he is always gassing about.

emmanuelle cunt wrote:Shit sounds just like Sonic Youth, can't they carry on without Kim Gordon?


Judgeing from the picture Kim got replaced with a Brunette.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby Mason on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:34 pm

Further proof that Thurston's nothing without Lee.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby Big John on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:39 pm

Image

Judgeing from the picture the band got a lot younger just out of Amherst College dorms no doubt. Maybe next time on Leno they will not have to use the "Vanety Filter" on the camera to keep the band from looking like pentioners. Thurston usally just combs his hair over his face for this perpose. Lee just allowed his hair to go gracefuly grey, guess he has less hang ups.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby cak on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:05 pm

Pretty good song. Still, Kim's voice will be missed in this band (by me at least).
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby The Ditch on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:47 pm

"Burroughs Rock? E invented thee Burroughs Rock in 1983" - Genesis P-Orridge
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby EmpireStateTroopers on Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:51 pm

wow! crap-ola!
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby numberthirty on Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:55 pm

Man, this is what happens when you don't have real friends. Someone needs to be able to say to him "Are you serious?"
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby japmn on Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:04 pm

Just as forgettable as the last decade of Sonic Youth to me.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby sulfur)addict on Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:09 pm

Starts off strong, goes nowhere.

It sounds like a Romeo Void throwaway.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby Tommy on Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:16 pm

Completely removed anything that was interesting about Sonic Youth and reduced it to uber bland garage rock.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby punch_the_lion on Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:47 pm

I haven't listened to SY since Murray Street.

That track was pretty boring. Time to call it a day, maybe.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby Braniac5 on Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:51 pm

Sounds aight to me, based on the first 2:30 or so, NC. Good to hear he's still rocking. Whoever designed that artwork should be fired though.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby Frank Decent on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:20 pm

They're really trying to rock. This should be awesome, but it stinks. It's not compelling. Sounds like none of them ever wrote anything before, and just discovered Sonic Youth.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby J. Burns on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:54 pm

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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby Angus Jung on Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:13 pm

I haven't listened to the song.

Just FYI about the band members: Samara Lubelski was in the band Hall Of Fame, and she has recorded a ton of bands and is very prominent in the experimental music world of NY. She's a really talented musician. John Moloney was in Sunburned Hand Of The Man; I think he is the founding member of that band. I don't know who the other guitarist is.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby emmanuelle cunt on Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:22 pm

sulfur)addict wrote:Starts off strong, goes nowhere.

It sounds like a Romeo Void throwaway.




funny, my first reaction was 'sounds like a 'Psychic Heart' throw away' and I don't like that 'Psychic Hearts' record at all so that means BAD. But later parts made up for that, even though they do sound like they aren't really fitting to each other at times. And that progression which sounds like half-written section of 'Rain on Tin' (which sounds like Television anyway) totally sucks.
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Re: Thurston Moore's new band

Postby cak on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:11 am

I was all like, 'that swing-feel breakdown sounds kinda familiar', then it dawned on me....War Pigs.
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