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Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:37 pm

Movies (or TV shows) featuring chimps or other great apes in human clothing. Are they Not Crap, or are you an asshole?

Also, offer examples. I'll start with the great sportschimp trilogy Most Valuable Primate.

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Janeway on Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:40 pm

haha just bein a sunstone, checkin in
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby RSMurphy on Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:49 pm

Clyde kept it a hundred. He didn't need trousers.

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Major on Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:24 pm

Lancelot Link FTW
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Janeway on Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:35 pm

stayin out of monkey trouble
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Mick Shrimpton on Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:46 pm

Shaved chimps too?

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Me Again on Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:50 pm

Have not seen it since the Eighties but if we're gonna go with movies starring actual apes (and thus exclude The Planet of the Apes), my gut instinct is to go with Project X and shock the monkey:

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Boombats on Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:45 pm

Saturday Night Fever OHHH
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby numberthirty on Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:02 pm

If that leash counts as "Clothing", Monkey Shines.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:34 pm

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Janeway on Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:40 am

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Madman Munt on Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:49 am

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby andyman on Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:24 am

We're back to the golden era of the forums, I see.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:20 am

Only good thing Reagan ever did:
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Janeway on Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:29 am

born in the jungle.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby RSMurphy on Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:25 pm

numberthirty wrote:If that leash counts as "Clothing", Monkey Shines.


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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:48 pm

Cannonball Run II, binches!
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby P.J. Craven on Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:56 pm

There's a Nagisa Oshima movie where an ape has a love affair with a human lady, but that's a human dressed up as an ape having an affair with a person. Max Mon Amour. I haven't seen it, but it apparently plays out like a family comedy, but in France, and with bestiality.

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Major on Wed Oct 18, 2017 1:05 pm

PANKUN & JAMES!

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Madman Munt on Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:54 pm

Everyone posting films featuring naked chimps should have their posting privileges revoked for a week. Respectable chimps in human clothing only please!

I'll give Max a pass because I assume Charlotte Rampling insisted on him using a condom. At least at the beginning of their relationship.
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