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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:53 pm

I'm really upset that the movie "Hail to the Chimp" only exists as a few clips from a Simpsons episode.

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If I had a shitload of money, I'd make this thing happen.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:56 pm

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Grape Ape

Wow, I'm glad by the time Grape Ape was on the air, rock music had taken over my Saturday mornings.

You kids had to watch some bullshit cartoons.


Dude Grape Ape wasn't even prime time, that shit was on USA's afternoon nonstop Hanna-Barbera rerun shit. My Saturday morning cartoons were even worse crap all based off toys that already existed. And there were no monkeys in human clothing, the fuckers!

Ha, at least we had Space Ghost and Johnny Quest. People got shot and blown up, they would never play those cartoons on Saturday mornings now.


People got shot and blown up in my saturday morning cartoons, too, but they would either be still alive with a soot-blackened face or comic disfigurement, or it they were going for gritty realism they would get shot with a lazer and die but not really die because they were robots so the violence was ok.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby brephophagist on Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:16 am

Surely there is at least one Minoru Kawasaki film that qualifies here, if we're just talking about monkeys. Chimps are probably too "normal" for him.

Also, if we're just talking about monkeys, Bad Dates from Raiders of the Lost Ark has a shirt and hat.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:28 am

Ok, so I have a copy of this poster that I bought for a few bucks at a video store some 10-15 years ago:
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I decided to look this up last night and they made some 11 movies between 1930 and 1932. Yet there's no videos of this shit online anywhere except some russian website that no way in hell I'm going to open, and it doesn't look like you can purchase them anywhere either. Anyone seen one of these?
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Redline on Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:54 am

I never heard of those.:shock: I thought the Post Cereal commercial from before I was born was the first Human/Chimp thing. I have to find those movies / shorts. Thanks jimmy two hands, now I have to find that shit, pronto...
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:13 pm

Redline wrote:I never heard of those.:shock: I thought the Post Cereal commercial from before I was born was the first Human/Chimp thing. I have to find those movies / shorts. Thanks jimmy two hands, now I have to find that shit, pronto...
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Is that a young version of the Evolution Revolution?
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:17 pm

Another thing I found, there are a whole bunch of short clips featuring Zippy the Chimp. Here he is on Ed Sullivan roller skating and biking like a boss.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Major on Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:38 pm

The Evolution Revolution album is fantastic. And I need that poster.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Redline on Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:29 pm

Major wrote:The Evolution Revolution album is fantastic. And I need that poster.

Bonus points for the early 60's Stratocaster with the Fender logo sanded off.
Well, I guess the guitar was only 5 or 6 years old then.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Madman Munt on Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:40 pm

Redline wrote:Bonus points for the early 60's Stratocaster with the Fender logo sanded off.
Well, I guess the guitar was only 5 or 6 years old then.


That's cos he had an exclusive endorsement deal with Gibbon Guitar Corp.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Redline on Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:25 pm

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The Gibbon Epiphone I think.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Redline on Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:54 am

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Parbuckle on Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:59 am

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