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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby beanmaestro on Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:11 pm

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:07 pm

Does wearing a person's face count as clothing? Haha look, he thinks he's people! We should send him through the McDonald's drive through like that.

Since these movies are basically the animal rights equivalent of blackface, it's too bad the apes weren't regularly pulling off B list actors' faces until they got the message.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:30 pm

What about other movies where people are dressed like primates? Like that one scene in Trading Places?
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby numberthirty on Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:16 pm

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Janeway on Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:00 am

^no it's totally cool now since heidi klum and seal broke the naked ape glass ceiling for folks

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haha heidi klum makes the best halloween costumes. she should only do fashion halloween costumes instead of just fashion for fashions sake.

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Janeway on Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:12 am

but this will always be my favorite heidi and monkey
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Redline on Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:19 am

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:31 pm

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:What about other movies where people are dressed like primates? Like that one scene in Trading Places?


Since that brings in the mighty A*P*E, I'll allow it.

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby RSMurphy on Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:41 pm

Madman Munt wrote:Everyone posting films featuring naked chimps should have their posting privileges revoked for a week. Respectable chimps in human clothing only please!


Oh, come on! It's like, who are they trying to kid, you know? Dressing up a monkey to look like people. Unless it's a chicken. I'm OK with chickens wearing slacks.

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby numberthirty on Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:38 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:
The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:What about other movies where people are dressed like primates? Like that one scene in Trading Places?


Since that brings in the mighty A*P*E, I'll allow it.


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That's child's play. This on the other hand...

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Madman Munt on Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:27 pm

If you count cartoons:

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:00 pm

Madman Munt wrote:If you count cartoons:

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If we're going there, gotta bring in Grape Ape.

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Redline on Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:35 pm

Grape Ape

Wow, I'm glad by the time Grape Ape was on the air, rock music had taken over my Saturday mornings.

You kids had to watch some bullshit cartoons.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby jimmy two hands on Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:12 pm

Redline wrote:
Grape Ape

Wow, I'm glad by the time Grape Ape was on the air, rock music had taken over my Saturday mornings.

You kids had to watch some bullshit cartoons.


Dude Grape Ape wasn't even prime time, that shit was on USA's afternoon nonstop Hanna-Barbera rerun shit. My Saturday morning cartoons were even worse crap all based off toys that already existed. And there were no monkeys in human clothing, the fuckers!
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Anthony Flack on Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:00 pm

I've said this before but the success of Ren & Stimpy marks the point after which TV cartoons raised their game. They started to put artists back in charge and it's been a fucking golden age since then.

Back when I was a kid most of the cartoons being made for TV were just trying to fill up half an hour as cheaply as possible and maybe sell you a toy. I remember TV cartoons transitioning from shit to good very distinctly because I love cartoons. I used to get up early on Saturdays to catch The New Adventures Of Mighty Mouse which was a precursor to the artistic revolution in TV cartoons, it was exciting to see because there was just so little else around that was interesting. Ultimately we probably have Ralph Bakshi to thank for three decades of excellent cartoons after the shitpile of the 70s and 80s.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Redline on Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:38 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:
Redline wrote:
Grape Ape

Wow, I'm glad by the time Grape Ape was on the air, rock music had taken over my Saturday mornings.

You kids had to watch some bullshit cartoons.


Dude Grape Ape wasn't even prime time, that shit was on USA's afternoon nonstop Hanna-Barbera rerun shit. My Saturday morning cartoons were even worse crap all based off toys that already existed. And there were no monkeys in human clothing, the fuckers!

Ha, at least we had Space Ghost and Johnny Quest. People got shot and blown up, they would never play those cartoons on Saturday mornings now.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Redline on Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:39 pm

Madman Munt wrote:If you count cartoons:

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That song is pretty great.
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Re: Movies featuring chimps in human clothing

Postby Anthony Flack on Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:55 pm

You're in luck then, they have 40 years of back catalogue, have at it.

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