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Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

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Ferrarelle
0
No votes
Gerolsteiner
2
8%
Jarritos Mineragua Club Soda
0
No votes
La Croix
9
36%
Mountain Valley Sparkling Water
0
No votes
Perrier
1
4%
Polar
3
12%
San Pellegrino
4
16%
Topo Chico
6
24%
Voss Sparkling
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 25

Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby P.J. Craven on Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:59 am

Feel free to plug your own fave if you can't find it above.

While doing research this summer, Topo Chico literally changed my life.

Italy has endless brands of fizzy water. If you are ever there and you see one in a red bottle, it is my shit and I recommend that you buy it immediately. I cannot remember the brand name right now, but you've been advised. Doesn't beat Topo Chico, but nothing beats motherfucking Topo Chico.

Non-flavored waters only for this poll, but if you need to push your flavored bullshit on the rest of us, I'll allow it.

EDIT: Added Polar
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby elisha wiesner on Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:51 am

Polar. You absolutely have to have Polar on that list.
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby P.J. Craven on Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:03 am

I knew I was forgetting a big one. Fixed.
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby Major on Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:09 am

Topo Chico or San Pellegrino. I find SP to be lighter. Topo Chico's got some ass in it.

I hate Perrier.

FUCK LA CROIX
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby 154 on Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:52 am

While I prefer the idea of Sodastream over all, I voted San Pellegrino.
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby Redline on Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:16 am

Major wrote:
FUCK LA CROIX


I like the Oranch and Berry La Croix
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby projectMalamute on Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:29 am

Polar.

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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby jimmy two hands on Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:58 am

I like coconut LaCroix.
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby Kyle Motor on Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:34 am

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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby Boombats on Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:50 am

I'd vote San Pellegrino if this included sweetened spritzers, but as far as I can tell we're talking about zero calorie, unsweetened seltzers, and Pellegrino plain is overpriced.
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby Teacher's Pet on Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:58 am

I keep it old school at home:

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But there's LaCroix at work and I drink a grapefruit one every day.

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They got this by accident once. Undrinkable.
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Postby RikSmits on Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:03 pm

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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby Christopher on Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:13 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:I like coconut LaCroix.

This is literal violence. Blecch, stuff tastes like sunscreen.

Orange LaCroix or bust.
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby jonsolomon on Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:41 pm

Kyle Motor wrote:List needs Klarbrunn.


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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby llllllllllllllllllllllll on Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:32 pm

I’ve been drinking so much Topo Chico and lemon LaCroix (sue me) I’m starting to wonder if there are any adverse health effects?
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby SecondEdition on Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:07 pm

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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby Justin Foley on Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:14 pm

Boylan's Raw Dog, aka unflavored seltzer.

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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby enframed on Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:07 am

P.J. Craven wrote:
While doing research this summer, Topo Chico literally changed my life.


WTF? Sparkling water changed your life, literally? You literally travel the world, and this bottle of fucking water changed your life? You're wasting your money traveling. No water is life-changing unless you don't have access to water.

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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby mrcancelled on Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:52 pm

Chugging two bottles of Topo Chico after being forced by a friend to run several miles in the middle of the summer in Texas was the most satisfying quenching of thirst I've ever experienced, though it really was more than that. I felt the life replenishing in my body immediately as the fluid hit my belly, but in a different way than just a normal relief of dehydration. It was truly euphoric.

I usually prefer unflavored stuff with the most carbonation. The stronger the burn in my throat, the better. I think either Schweppes or Canada Dry makes a pretty strong unflavored soda, if I had access to the stuff on the cheap I'd probably go with that day to day. But I generally buy the cheapest off brand stuff like Refreshe, which is decent enough.
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Re: Poll: Let's Rank The Fizzy Waters

Postby Redline on Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:23 pm

Oh, and LEMON La Croix...
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