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What about my hair?

Cut it, they're the assholes
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19%
Don't cut it, it's fine
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53%
Pick a new haircut
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Total votes : 57

Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby ImDADA on Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:56 am

Fuck it, chuck on a kippah.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby andyman on Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:28 am

I still don't get why a different haircut isn't an option.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby tmidgett on Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:42 pm

andyman wrote:Hmmmmm, this seems like a weird way to stage a protest, dudes.


Got my hair cut day after Trump was elected.

Later that week or the following week, there was a convention of Nazi dickheads in Washington at some hotel.

Only a couple hundred of them, fewer people than show up for your average DSA meeting in Brooklyn, but whatever.

They're on TV heiling Trump with the Nazi salute. It's all over the internet etc.

All had the same fuckin' haircut I had. A little neater but otherwise.

I was like, now I know why hippies grew their hair out. Maybe not as much to join a club. More to make it clear they weren't in one. Probably obvious to everyone else but I had never thought about it much.

Of course I could do something else, but whatever else I'm doing, I will do this too.

I am sure no one cares. But far fewer people will look at me and think I might be a Nazi.

These days, longhair is nazi. Here in Europe, there are a lot of identitarian vicking wannabes with long hair. The "Defend europe" bullshit.


Not here so much, no

Afro is what you need.


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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby elmofreech on Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:54 pm

tmidgett wrote:
andyman wrote:
Afro is what you need.


Sure-fire but it was a lot of work when I had a perm as a kid


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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby agiant on Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:23 pm

tmidgett wrote:
Afro is what you need.


Sure-fire but it was a lot of work when I had a perm as a kid


Nobody said it was easy.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby travis k on Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:49 am

How I wish that I had the problems of the bushy headed.
I'm presently counting the months/ short years until I have to buzz off this thinning and receding tragedy that sits on my head.
I've been growing it a bit longer to experiment w some sort of coif this year. A mini Trump comb over , if you will.
If that fails /lookalike shit, it will be the end for me.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby travis k on Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:51 am

And I would concur that the fake Italian interview footage is the most
flattering look for FM Steve.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby matthew on Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:24 pm

You all here realize that this thread is a bunch of dudes talking about the insecurity of another dude regarding the manner in which he has his hair cut. Yes?

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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby Anthony Flack on Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:28 pm

And you do realise that this is a perfectly reasonable conversation that nobody ought to feel ashamed or embarrassed for participating in, and in fact nobody does.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby kerble on Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:02 pm

matthew wrote:You all here realize that this thread is a bunch of dudes talking about the insecurity of another dude regarding the manner in which he has his hair cut. Yes?


Nah, that's not it, dick head.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby dontfeartheringo on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:42 am

kerble wrote:
matthew wrote:You all here realize that this thread is a bunch of dudes talking about the insecurity of another dude regarding the manner in which he has his hair cut. Yes?


Nah, that's not it, dick head.


matthew, you understand that the job of "Getting Paid Even Though You're Always Wrong" is taken by David Brooks at the New York Times, right?

I mean, no one is paying you to have the consistently 180 Degree Wrong Take, so maybe find a hobby? Or examine whatever White Grievance preconceptions you have that are making you look like such a dummy?
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby hayate on Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:23 pm

steve should totally grow jew locks. and wear a little hat.. to show that hes not bluffing

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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby travis k on Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm

I would add that trying to elevate the mundane out of itself is a very healthy form of play. We probably didn't come up with the wheel by addressing the problem directly.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby Mama Clortho on Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:48 pm

I didn't realize and if the mods could delete my posts that'd be great.

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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby Ike on Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:05 am

Kind of a mind-blower, this thread: I cut my hair exactly once a year, and I shave it bald, all the way down to the gross head-skin. This has been my trip for a while. This year a co-worker asked when I was going to shave it again (my students all freak out, and I look like a total creep for a few weeks), and I reflexively said, "Not until Trump's out of office."

Just came out. Didn't process it or anything.

Tim explained it above way, way better than I could ever formulate, but I think that was what I was thinking. I do N O T want to be associated with that shit at all, in any form. So here we are, I'll be Gabe Kaplan for a while.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby blackmarket on Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:34 am

Ike wrote:Kind of a mind-blower, this thread: I cut my hair exactly once a year, and I shave it bald, all the way down to the gross head-skin. This has been my trip for a while. This year a co-worker asked when I was going to shave it again (my students all freak out, and I look like a total creep for a few weeks), and I reflexively said, "Not until Trump's out of office."

Just came out. Didn't process it or anything.

Tim explained it above way, way better than I could ever formulate, but I think that was what I was thinking. I do N O T want to be associated with that shit at all, in any form. So here we are, I'll be Gabe Kaplan for a while.


I still find it pathetic to hand this level of control over your life to the fascists. You are giving them exactly what they want.

And so where are we now? Anyone who does wear their hair in a certain style is automatically a labeled Fashy? Grow up.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby Madman Munt on Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:35 am

I just had a long overdue haircut. I went in looking like a Tamarin monkey and came out with a "classic smart men's cut". The guy finished and I thought "Yeah, looks good!" then for split second "Oh shit I look like Ian Brady!"

I didn't look like Ian Brady, but I guess that my hair was in the same ballpark to his as Tim's was to the Nazis. My take is that whatever the haircut there'll be an asshole who has had it. Choose a haircut you like and fuck 'em.

I also don't believe that Tim ever really looked like a Nazi, just as Steve has never really looked like a Nazi. I'm sure an experienced Nazi Hunter would take one look at each of them and move on to the real Nazis. If we let the Nazis have all the smart cuts, we are capitulating to them.

I assume Nazis, liking cleanliness and order, keep their shoes shiny too. I'm not going to stop polishing my shoes, either. Do Nazis wash their armpits more than dirty hippies? Sure they do. I'll keep on doing that as well.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby jimmy two hands on Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:03 pm

blackmarket wrote:
Ike wrote:Kind of a mind-blower, this thread: I cut my hair exactly once a year, and I shave it bald, all the way down to the gross head-skin. This has been my trip for a while. This year a co-worker asked when I was going to shave it again (my students all freak out, and I look like a total creep for a few weeks), and I reflexively said, "Not until Trump's out of office."

Just came out. Didn't process it or anything.

Tim explained it above way, way better than I could ever formulate, but I think that was what I was thinking. I do N O T want to be associated with that shit at all, in any form. So here we are, I'll be Gabe Kaplan for a while.


I still find it pathetic to hand this level of control over your life to the fascists. You are giving them exactly what they want.

And so where are we now? Anyone who does wear their hair in a certain style is automatically a labeled Fashy? Grow up.


Hey champ, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up? Your holier-than-thou attitude is grating as hell.
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Re: Not cutting my hair

Postby blackmarket on Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:12 pm

jimmy two hands wrote:
blackmarket wrote:
Ike wrote:Kind of a mind-blower, this thread: I cut my hair exactly once a year, and I shave it bald, all the way down to the gross head-skin. This has been my trip for a while. This year a co-worker asked when I was going to shave it again (my students all freak out, and I look like a total creep for a few weeks), and I reflexively said, "Not until Trump's out of office."

Just came out. Didn't process it or anything.

Tim explained it above way, way better than I could ever formulate, but I think that was what I was thinking. I do N O T want to be associated with that shit at all, in any form. So here we are, I'll be Gabe Kaplan for a while.


I still find it pathetic to hand this level of control over your life to the fascists. You are giving them exactly what they want.

And so where are we now? Anyone who does wear their hair in a certain style is automatically a labeled Fashy? Grow up.


Hey champ, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up? Your holier-than-thou attitude is grating as hell.


I don't think I am better than anyone else. This weak Liberal fashion-protest is guaranteed to have no effect on how the Right operates or how they reproduce. Ditch the safety pin. Let's get substantive.
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