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Postby eephour on Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:38 am

throwin your money away
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keep the dollar dances commin'
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Postby Gramsci on Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:03 am

Crap. I'd rather talk to a real girl with her clothes on in a normal bar, than look at a "dancer" in a stripclub.
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Postby robert thefamilyghost on Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:23 am

don't get me wrong, i like titties and everything, but CRAP...i really hate any kind of bar...not that i'm capable of glimpsing titties the natural way, i still prefer to spend my money on cds and books and enjoy them...alone...
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Postby scott on Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:30 am

Strip clubs strike me as bastions of sickness. It's a prejudice based on no proof or substance, but I really think I would be overcome with a feeling of sadness if I ever went to one. It's a baseless preconception, but my gut tells me that the number of strippers who aren't drug addicts and/or were not sexually abused as kids/teens is probably quite a bit smaller than the number who were/are. I haven't the slightest interest in visiting strip clubs to have a better idea. CRAP.
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Postby Gramsci on Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:52 am

What about Burlesque?

That's an altogether different bag-of-ladies-in-frilly-knickers in my books.

Et toi?
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Postby buzzsaw on Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:38 am

Strip clubs strike me as bastions of sickness. It's a prejudice based on no proof or substance, but I really think I would be overcome with a feeling of sadness if I ever went to one. It's a baseless preconception, but my gut tells me that the number of strippers who aren't drug addicts and/or were not sexually abused as kids/teens is probably quite a bit smaller than the number who were/are. I haven't the slightest interest in visiting strip clubs to have a better idea. CRAP.


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Postby buzzsaw on Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:40 am

Most men abuse their daughters and cousins and step-daughters in order to MAKE strippers for all of us to enjoy. Its a selfless act, actually.
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Postby Shurat on Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:43 am

buzzsaw wrote:Most men abuse their daughters and cousins and step-daughters in order to MAKE strippers for all of us to enjoy. Its a selfless act, actually.



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Postby Peripatetic on Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:44 am

Are you fucking kidding me?

NOT CRAP.
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Postby full point on Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:22 am

There are plenty of crappy ones but plenty of not crappy ones too.

"China Gardens" in Portland OR comes to mind.

So not crap it'll make your head spin.
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Postby Major on Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:24 am

Shake your titties in my face, stick your freshly waxed asshole on my fucking tongue. Yeah, thanks. Here's $5.

You know, if I give her $10, I bet she'll let me touch them.

Better still, I will pay her $50 and let her ferociously dry hump me.

You know, if I keep tipping her, I bet she'll sleep with me! Yeah!









WRONG



Who's degraded now?

If you're dumb enough to pay for this kind of "entertainment", then you get what you deserve.

Not all strippers are drug addicts. Not all strippers are uneducated. Not all strippers were abused.

I work with engineers. All highly intelligent and well-educated. One in particular abuses pharmaceuticals. Another one once told me that his uncle molested him repeatedly between the ages of 9-13.

Stripping is easy money. If I was a woman, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Some places treat the women like gold. Some treat the women like shit.

McDonald's doesn't treat their employees nearly as well as Starbucks.

It's a fucking job. If you don't like it, don't support it.

Now shut up, drink this $20 per ounce champagne and play with my taint. Oh yeah, here's yer tip...
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Postby Rotten Tanx on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:11 am

If anyone in real life said the word "titties" to me I'd vomit on my fist and then punch them in the neck.


I dont know about strip clubs though.
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Postby Major on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:17 am

Rotten Tanx wrote:If anyone in real life said the word "titties" to me I'd vomit on my fist and then punch them in the neck.


What about "shirt potatoes"?
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Postby Loretta on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:28 am

What about top bollocks. (MBB)
What you talking bout. Most fast food automatically rules on a base level. Like pizza. And blowjobs.
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Postby Marsupialized on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:32 am

Uh, not crap for a million reasons which I do not have time to list because I must get to the home run inn lunch buffet before 2 and stuff my belly full of pizza and pasta.
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Postby DrAwkward on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:33 am

I've been to sleazy, depressing, sad strip clubs, and i've been to some pretty great classy ones where everyone is having a good time. It's all about why the girls are doing it, and why the guys are there.

I have a very very good friend who stripped for a few months to make money to live overseas. She did it and got out immediately. I'd imagine that's probably the way to go.

The stereotype that all guys who go to strip clubs are sad, pathetic losers so desperate to see titties that they'll pay for them is about as off-base as the one that says all strippers are pathetic drugged-out pseudo-hookers who were molested as children. Whatever. Yes, both of these exist, but this has not been the majority of my experience in strip clubs.

My girlfriend and i have gone to several of them together. It's fun. If the girls are having a good time and are being treated well by the staff and clientele, it's a total blast.

There's a strip club outside of Milwaukee in Westallica that started booking bands. It's amazing.
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Postby Major on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:34 am

Marsupialized wrote:Uh, not crap for a million reasons...


Yeah, but you only need mention two:

Left tit

&

Right tit

Not Crap
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Postby run joe, run on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:35 am

Marsupialized wrote:Uh, not crap for a million reasons


One of them being that they're the only place you get to see "titties" in real life, I'm assuming.
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Postby Peripatetic on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:39 am

run joe, run wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:Uh, not crap for a million reasons


One of them being that they're the only place you get to see "titties" in real life, I'm assuming.


I'm guessing you have a point, but ah...
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Postby Loretta on Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:53 am

BEG TETS
What you talking bout. Most fast food automatically rules on a base level. Like pizza. And blowjobs.
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