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garlic
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Bacon vs. Garlic

Postby Marsupialized on Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:34 pm

You could never eat one of these things again.
Any dish including any amount is off limits. You have to turn your head and look away if some comes into view. You must leave the room if the scent of either is in the air. You aren't even allowed to utter the name of said delicious food product.

So choose, one goes away. Out of your life forever like a beautiful woman coming to her senses.
Which is it?
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Postby Ernest on Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:35 pm

Garlic is much more versatile than a strip of pork.
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Postby iembalm on Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:39 pm

Bacon goes.
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Postby 2207 on Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:42 pm

Garlic with anything, apart from ice cream, is good.

You can't have bacon with anything but bread, cheese, coleslaw and chilli sauce.

Bacon and ice cream? I'm going to try it now...
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Re: Bacon vs. Garlic

Postby 2207 on Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:43 pm

Marsupialized wrote:So choose, one goes away. Out of your life forever like a beautiful woman coming to her senses.
Which is it?


Does the beautiful woman smell of garlic or bacon?
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Re: Bacon vs. Garlic

Postby Marsupialized on Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:42 pm

2207 wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:So choose, one goes away. Out of your life forever like a beautiful woman coming to her senses.
Which is it?


Does the beautiful woman smell of garlic or bacon?


Eastern European women have kind of a bacony type scent down there, not exactly bacon but it's definitely in the same scent family....
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Postby John Houlihan on Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:47 pm

I love garlic, but I would not live in a baconless world.
Bacon---all fucking day long.
Later, garlic.
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Postby 242sumner on Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:39 pm

Bacon is tasty, but garlic is both tasty and healthy.
Bye bye bacon
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Postby D'Piucchstre on Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:13 pm

Bye Bye Bacon. I hardly eat the stuff because it's not healthy. I eat garlic all the time. --You can have my pizza when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
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Postby John Houlihan on Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:17 pm

D'Piucchstre wrote:Bye Bye Bacon. I hardly eat the stuff because it's not healthy. I eat garlic all the time. --You can have my pizza when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.


Really? I thought bacon was pretty lean in comparison to other meats.
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Postby John George Peppers on Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:12 pm

Bye bye Bacon.
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Postby Marsupialized on Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:27 pm

Damn, this ain't even close.
I should have done Garlic vs. Cheese which was my original idea, Bacon was real last second....should always stick to the original plan
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Postby John George Peppers on Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:29 pm

Marsupialized wrote:Damn, this ain't even close.
I should have done Garlic vs. Cheese


Cheese
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Postby 242sumner on Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:45 pm

Marsupialized wrote:Damn, this ain't even close.


Yeah. I misunderstood your question and voted wrongly. I should have voted for Bacon.
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Postby John Houlihan on Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:54 pm

you hippies are insane. You are choosing a fucking clove over good ole fashioned, protien containing, kick-the-shit-out-of-anything-vegan-soy-based-bullshit, egg fucking sandwich, cheeseburger, mother-lovin', BLT-assed, dog-knowin', crispy in the morning, grease-ass, holiness.

Dogs know everything. Try this experiment. Put garlic on one dish, and steamy-ass delicious bacon on another other dish.

This poll, to me is like White Castle VS. that layer of crap that forms on the bottom of public trash cans.

BACON YOU! Sons O' Bitches.
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Postby Jodi S. on Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:14 pm

Dr. Venkman wrote:This poll, to me is like White Castle VS. that layer of crap that forms on the bottom of public trash cans.

Dammit now I want White Castle.
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Re: Bacon vs. Garlic

Postby yaledelay on Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:40 pm

Marsupialized wrote:You could never eat one of these things again.
Any dish including any amount is off limits. You have to turn your head and look away if some comes into view. You must leave the room if the scent of either is in the air. You aren't even allowed to utter the name of said delicious food product.

So choose, one goes away. Out of your life forever like a beautiful woman coming to her senses.
Which is it?



Dear Marsup, alot of people think your a total asshat, I have never thought that until now, if you are truely making me choose between bacon and garlic you are taint scum of the devils junk. I will not choose, I demand a huge bulb of garlic wrapped in bacon, and I would like to eat it out of the vj of most beautiful woman I can find...
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Postby kenoki on Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:02 am

man, i love bacon but i couldn't live without garlic. or could i? i guess i will keep garlic. i guess.
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Postby CJMcG on Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:07 am

I voted wrong.
I voted bacon because my natural instinct made me think that bacon is the right answer because 9 times out of 10, bacon is the right answer.
Seriously, have any of you ever said to yourself, "Man, I could really go for a GLT?"
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Postby Trey on Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:57 am

When I am hungry and I smell bacon, there is no other food that can be substituted. Just the smell of the stuff makes me happy. Goes great with everything. The other day I had a smoked bacon pizza. Holy fuck, it was so good I could have shit myself. But, it also had garlic on it. Big ass pieces of roasted garlic on my smoked bacon pizza. So good.

Star Pizza in Houston has roasted garlic bulbs on the menu, the kind where the garlic is roasted until it is soft and you spread it on Italian bread, maybe with some goat cheese. It's so good it seems to get me drunk. I smell like garlic for two days after eating it. So good.

My friend Ken showed me how to cook bacon right once. You get the good slab bacon from a meat market, and when you are frying it, you sprinkle sugar on it. The sugar caramelizes. To me, it is incredible. So good.

This poll has no correct answer. Only someone who flirts with vegetarianism or is concerned about cholesterol will give up bacon for garlic. So that gives garlic an unfair advantage. But head on, food vs food, it is two heavyweights battling it out to a draw.

Bacon and garlic: Quite possibly, nature's most perfect foods.
I'm like, whatever, it's fucking Houlihan

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