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Chick-Fil-A

Postby Boombats on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:13 am

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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby placeholder on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:22 am

Run by Christian bigots.

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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby not gordon on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:23 am

not open on sundays.

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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby Hiwatt on Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:07 am

Doesn't jesus own Chick-Fil-A?
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby Schadenfreude on Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:33 am

Their annoying adherence to and guidance from a primitive cult does not affect their ability to make the perfect waffle fry.

Actually, I haven't eaten there since I was a boy as I live nowhere near Bible Land and I've grown to hate fast food, but my memory of the chain is pretty stellar. It has given me a life long addiction to chicken products. Yummy.

WAFFLE FRIES. PERFECT.
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby blue_thunder on Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:57 am

My wife and kids eat this shit 3 or 4 times a week. I get diarrhea every time I eat there, so I stay the fuck away from it. Crap
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby OrthodoxEaster on Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:15 am

Very difficult choice.

I loathe fast food. For a number of reasons, but primarily b/c it doesn't taste very good. That said, GirlfriendEaster is from one of the more Baptist sections of our great country, and she loves Chick-Fil-A. And I gotta say, it might be the best damn national-chain fast food I've eaten in the States. Or at least pretty high-ranking. The taste approaches that of real grub made in a non-industrial manner. (But not quite.) And when you can't find barbecue or "real" Southern cuisine, it'll do.

Now aside from that... I've never eaten there, but the one in NYC (located in an NYU student center) reputedly sucks eggs. And the owners of the chain seem terribly misguided, to put it mildly. But still, they've actually managed to make halfway edible fast food.

Tough decision. I'm not voting. But I bet a sandwich plus waffle fries would sing w/a good crémant d'Alsace... Would be kinda funny to bring in a bottle and see if the Jesus people would kick my sorry ass out for doing so.
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby Trey on Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:24 am

Delicious chicken sandwich. They got a spicy one now that is even better. I don't eat fast food anymore, but occasionally I will get a chick-fil-a in the drive thru. Before driving off, I try to always yell 'Stop being that way!' into the window for them all to hear and consider. Just trying to help.

Also, what is not to love about those cows that can't spell. Eat moar chikkin? LULZ!
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby jimmy two hands on Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:45 am

I've never eaten here before, and I wasn't planning on it. But,
Schadenfreude wrote:WAFFLE FRIES.

I really, REALLY love waffle fries. I don't want to give a single cent to these assholes. But I really love waffle fries. Maybe I could steal some?
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby jeff_fox on Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:46 am

That's some fag-hating deliciousness right there. fuck.
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby alex maiolo on Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:56 am

Trey wrote:Also, what is not to love about those cows that can't spell. Eat moar chikkin? LULZ!


Man, that campaign has gone on longer than any other in advertising history that I can think of.
It freaks me out.
"Hey, kill the chickens instead of us. We want to live. WE WANT TO LIVE! PLEASE EAT THE CHICKENS and LEAVE US ALONE. WE'RE SO DESPERATE WE'RE GRAFFITIING BILLBOARDS!"

This from a dude who's never been a vegetarian.

It's easy for me to vote crap on this because I just don't eat fast food. Even if they didn't try to force religion down your throat with their waffle fries I wouldn't eat there.
That said, extra CRAP for the dogma.

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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby Trey on Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:58 am

For those who haven't had one before, a chik-fil-a chicken breast is delicious. I think they cook them in a pressure cooker. It's not crunchy. It's more like KFC's original recipe crust, but it's not nasty and you don't have all the cut up beaks.
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby mmmribsmmm on Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:14 am

I love chick fil a, but they should really just stick to making sandwiches and waffle fries. Restuarants with political slants are like bands with political slants, they usually suck.
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby zom-zom on Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:19 am

Factory-raised, de-beaked shit-fed corporate chicken meat is always crap.

Enjoy your ammonia-soaked pesticide and hormone-marinated poultrycide.
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby iembalm on Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:21 am

I haven't eaten there in probably 25 years, but after four or five years of only McDonalds nuggets, my first Chick-Fil-A nugget was a revelation.

A Chick-Fil-A in my local mall was going to be my first job, but the morning of I decided against it, showed up about ten minutes before my shift with my new uniform under my arm and told them I had changed my mind. Some un-Christian things came out of the manager's mouth, for sure.

But fuck their hate. Far as I'm concerned, those waffle fries are basted in blood.
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby RSMurphy on Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:38 am

You are financially supporting organizations that actively legislate against civil rights. Your money is going to these organizations. These organizations who passionately and sometimes successfully legislate against civil rights are doing it with the help of the money you give them.

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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby jimmy two hands on Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:44 am

I just remembered Ore-Ida sells frozen waffle fries at my local grocer. I take back my previous waffle. Please tell me they are not vile fart-sniffers as well.
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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby Marsupialized on Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:52 am

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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby 154 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:30 pm

Loved it as a kid, but yeah, moving on..

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Re: Chick-Fil-A

Postby alex maiolo on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:16 pm

Side note:

I used to love it when old southern ladies accidentally called it "Chick-a-Fil"

Thanks.
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