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Band: Disturbed

Postby Into the Void on Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:29 pm

Are you down with the sickness?
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Postby placeholder on Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:34 pm

This is that band where the singer makes that ridiculous monkey noise over and over again, right? If it's who I'm thinking of, then I saw part of some video where they were playing live, and there were all these pentagrams and crap on stage. Congratulations, jerks; you're the 21st century Mötley Crüe, only less threatening (if that's possible). Even if it isn't the same band, I can tell by the name that they're a joke/nü cock-rock band. CRAP.
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Postby mattw on Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:49 pm

Um.

We went from Bright Eyes to another real head-scratcher here.

I would like to know who else on here has let out the loudest belly laugh imaginable during the "Oohwahahahah" song, only to get menacing stares from various jock types.
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Postby The Tyke on Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:50 pm

placeholder wrote:This is that band where the singer makes that ridiculous monkey noise over and over again, right?


Oooh, wha-ka-ka-ka!!!

That shit is hilarious. Almost as funny as some of the noises Steven Tyler makes in Aerosmith songs.
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Postby Zer0 on Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:26 pm

Hilarious, horribly, horribly, hilarious

I'm half insulted by this post, as if any one of us would have the bad taste to say NC.


Though not really insulted at all. More confused...
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Postby Heliotropic on Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:31 pm

Unintentionally hilarious.
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Postby Arson Smith on Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:59 pm

This reminds me of another misheard lyrical gem (need to cross-post to that thread)

For the life of me I could never tell what the singer was shouting in this idiot song at the chorus.

I swear it sounds to me exactly like he's saying:

"YOU KNOCK A MONKEY DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!"
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Postby JC23by5 on Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:13 pm

This is like shooting ducks in a fucking barrel.
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Postby unarmedman on Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:47 am

Then try not to listen to the radio. We'd prefer you alive...
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Postby WoundedFoot on Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:36 am

This has to be a unanimous "Crap", unless anyone DARE try to find some redeeming value to the musical shitstorm that is Disturbed. Please, don't try. Your head will explode...
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Postby trilonaut on Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:04 am

that song where he shrieks "FUCK!" at the end of every line is not just one of the worst songs i've ever heard, it's one of the worst rap metal songs i've ever heard.

they should have a remix of that song with lars ulrich providing all the "fuck"s.

someone should just sample them from some kind of monster and slip them in...
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Postby DazeyDiver on Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:17 am

ho boy. who voted not crap.
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Postby The Code is Almighty on Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:39 am

My father is down with the sickness. He thinks these guys are great.

Crap.
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Postby kerble on Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:30 pm

Arson Smith wrote:"YOU KNOCK A MONKEY DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!"


he's actually saying "thickness".


he's going to knock the monkey down with his thickness.
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Postby the Classical on Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm

I heard yr mom got knocked down by his "thickness" as well
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Postby kerble on Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:35 pm

Owa-ah-ah-ah!
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Postby gio on Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:55 pm

Yeah, System of a Down is a pretty hilarious band.

oh wait.
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Postby mackro on Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:00 pm

I read interviews with the lead singer guy and he's pretty smart and eloquent. The music is just godawful.

Hence he reminds of that really cool guy at your office job who has a great life -- partner, pets, maybe kids -- very comfortable with oneself, and finds time to enjoy being in a band on the side that's not meant to change the world, but definitely only models itself after other professional bands, hence it's the worst band ever.

That's Disturbed.

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Postby Ty Webb on Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:20 pm

mackro wrote:Hence he reminds of that really cool guy at your office job who has a great life -- partner, pets, maybe kids -- very comfortable with oneself, and finds time to enjoy being in a band on the side that's not meant to change the world, but definitely only models itself after other professional bands, hence it's the worst band ever.


"Really cool guy" and being capable of producing the fecal fountain that is Disturbed's musical output seems the very definition of oxymoron to me. I'm guessing this guy's a total douche whether there's a microphone in front of him or not.
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Re: Band: Disturbed

Postby Angus Jung on Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:39 pm

wes9 wrote:Are you down with the sickness?

It is funny that wes9 started this poll, and wrote the above sentence.

He might have to be known as Wah-ah-ah-ah Wes from now on.
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