EA member dreams

[Marsupialized]

I had a dream last night that I was at BBGS practice with John George Peppers and PEPPER! Me and PEPPER! are setting up, bullshitting, waiting for peppers who is late, as is BBGS custom.
Peppers busts in suddenly dressed like Bono, with the bug glasses and like, a silver puffy coat. He says 'WOOOOO!' and demands high-fives all around. He says that we are going to open for U2 at Soldier Field in September.
I am at first not excited about this, but warm to the idea when peppers says we should have 2 drummers and 2 sax players for it. PEPPER! says that we should do all U2 covers, just to make everyone mad. We all agree that that is the what we should do. Peppers starts dancing around the room. PEPPER! says 'Well, I guess we aren't gonna play. Let's go out back, I wanna show you the pigs I bought'
We go out back on the Porch and there's a bunch of pigs running around the back yard. We are drinking beer and smoking.

'What are you gonna do with all these pigs?'
'I don't know, do you want any?'
'I would but my place is too small'
'I had to have astroturf installed back here, the city came and gave me a ticket'
'what a bunch of bullshit, fuck do they care?'
'It's all a scam'
'Yeah'

[hench]

just woke up from one of the funniest dreams i've had in recent memory. the crux of the dream was that shellac was giving a performance and series of interviews in australia.

the highlights:

• bob weston had an opening (imaginary) band that would only play a 20 minute set. this is because they had to build and paint a giant water tower on stage every night as part of the set dressing.

• however, they were going to play a longer set this evening because they had a special guest on bass: actor nic cage.

• steve punched an audience member in the head, kicked him, and called him a hippie.

• steve had some sort of notification system that would let him know as soon as hot doug's received fresh sausages; when the notification arrived, that would signal the end of the interview.

• steve delivered this zinger, which is the best insult my sleeping brain has ever created: "why don't you crawl back up your mother's pussy to see if janet jackson is still alive?"

i propose a scientific experiment, in which the rest of you try to replicate this exact same dream. before you go to sleep tonight, drink two and a half glasses of good cabernet, have a small sip of laphroaig quarter cask for the taste, listen to vish's interview of weird al yankovic, and watch 'jackass 3.5.'

[iembalm]

I was Caesar from Planet of the Apes, and I had escaped and been re-captured. They were taking me back to the lab on a helicopter, but I had to hold onto the skids underneath it, and I was flying above a city and my arms were getting very tired.

[Janeway]

i did a bunch of math problems.

[Nate Dort]

Impromptu jam session at the DMV: Me, Rick Froberg, Neil Young, and The Ultimate Warrior. Half the people in line walked out. The amps weren't plugged in when we started rocking, so some tall hipster dude in a white t-shirt tried to plug them into a power strip. Neil Young got pissed and glared at him, so we rocked with the electric guitars unamplified. Jeff Bridges was there too, and he had seen me in a movie where I played a "space grandma". I told him that I didn't remember making the film, but I had heard from reliable sources that it indeed was me starring in it.

[Frank Decent]

just woke up from one of the funniest dreams i've had in recent memory. the crux of the dream was that shellac was giving a performance and series of interviews in australia.

the highlights:

• bob weston had an opening (imaginary) band that would only play a 20 minute set. this is because they had to build and paint a giant water tower on stage every night as part of the set dressing.

• however, they were going to play a longer set this evening because they had a special guest on bass: actor nic cage.

• steve punched an audience member in the head, kicked him, and called him a hippie.

• steve had some sort of notification system that would let him know as soon as hot doug's received fresh sausages; when the notification arrived, that would signal the end of the interview.

• steve delivered this zinger, which is the best insult my sleeping brain has ever created: "why don't you crawl back up your mother's pussy to see if janet jackson is still alive?"

i propose a scientific experiment, in which the rest of you try to replicate this exact same dream. before you go to sleep tonight, drink two and a half glasses of good cabernet, have a small sip of laphroaig quarter cask for the taste, listen to vish's interview of weird al yankovic, and watch 'jackass 3.5.'

This is great.

[Bill Swansea]

To summarize: Me and Marsup were being hunted by the Predator as we walked casually down the street talking about throwing up on aeroplanes.

[jimmy two hands]

I drew this comic about a dream I had in 2005.

[Eugenius]

A couple of weeks ago I dreamt about Bill Swansea!

[Bill Swansea]

A couple of weeks ago I dreamt about Bill Swansea!

Whaaaaat? What happened? Did I have an American accent?

[Eugenius]

A couple of weeks ago I dreamt about Bill Swansea!

Whaaaaat? What happened? Did I have an American accent?

You just appeared looking exactly like your former avatar (which isn't overly surprising since I only know what you look like from your avatar), it was kind of like someone wearing a Bill Swansea cut out mask except it was you.

[circle_ruler]

i was in someone's house and i could hear a guinea pig squeaking loudly in the next room so i went through this door and the squeaking grew louder then i realised i was no longer asleep and i could still hear the squeaking - even louder it was - and i said "what the fuck is that?" and it was a one of these in the tree outside my bedroom window



fucking Tawny Owl. cute but loud.

[Eugenius]

...it was a one of these in the tree outside my bedroom window



fucking Tawny Owl. cute but loud.

I'm pretty sure that means you are a wizard!

[circle_ruler]

I'm pretty sure that means you are a wizard!

me, Jake, Martin, Adam. don't fuck with us if you want to stay mostly human.

[Nate Dort]

fucking Tawny Owl. cute but loud.

http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/

[Redheadache]

I had a dream last night...

PEPPER! says 'Well, I guess we aren't gonna play. Let's go out back, I wanna show you the pigs I bought'

This is what happens to pigs in our backyard.

[Kate Rev]

i was in someone's house and i could hear a guinea pig squeaking loudly in the next room so i went through this door and the squeaking grew louder then i realised i was no longer asleep and i could still hear the squeaking - even louder it was - and i said "what the fuck is that?" and it was a one of these in the tree outside my bedroom window



fucking Tawny Owl. cute but loud.

Did you read the letter? When are you going to Hogwarts?

[Bill Swansea]

You just appeared looking exactly like your former avatar (which isn't overly surprising since I only know what you look like from your avatar), it was kind of like someone wearing a Bill Swansea cut out mask except it was you.

Sounds terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

[jimmy two hands]

I dreamt that kerble had a radio show and he wanted me to have a feature on it where I would read family recipes that people sent to the show. I politely declined but he was being really pushy about it and was harassing me, calling me at work, tracking me down at other people's houses, asking me to be a part of his radio show. It was supposed to be called "Faiz's Family Home-Cookin' Delights" or something. It got to the point where he tracked me down at my in-laws' house and was repeatedly prank calling the house and shouting "get bent!" and hanging up.

[lemur68]

All of these ones including PRF members, I'm like, "No, I'm pretty sure that actually happened."