Insult the poster above you in this thread.

[Tommy]

^ Has been touching old farts things lately.

[Eugenius]

^ Needs to learn how to use an apostrophe

[jimmy two hands]

^ Needs to learn how to fart

[caix]

^ Hands like flagella.

[joesepi]

^ farts a little *too* well.

[joesepi]

Damnit. Caix beat me.

^ is again late...

[jimmy two hands]

^ handled my flagella

*meaning to say caix beat me

[caix]

^ Looks like Johnny Mathis.

[jimmy two hands]

^ Looks like Christopher Lee.

[RBoyer]

^hung barely enough for one hand.

[jimmy two hands]

^ police queef

[sulfur)addict]

^ had his honeymoon in the back of a UPS truck.

[RBoyer]

^sulfur)adDICKt

[Eugenius]

^ Too old to dance

[caix]

^ you're-a-peein'.

[sulfur)addict]

^ Permanently banned from the Lincoln Park Zoo for vague reasons involving toucans and spermicidal lubricant.

[caix]

^ Lives in Dayton... Ohio...

[El Protoolio]

^ Thinks camping in FPS games is a legitimate strategy.

[BusBus]

^ rusty boxed his fiance.

[RBoyer]

^Favorite band is Blood Circus.